Gock?

Lazy?

Okay wait, that wasn't my question. What's the stupidest thing you've ever done while drunk? Besides eat a 12-egg omelette.

Why is the sky blue? How do the birds fly? Why do idiot drivers always end up in front of me in the morning on my way to work when I am running late? Why do the best movies always have scratches on the DVD just when you hit the good part? Why is 'Times New Roman' the default font of word processing programs? Is there anything smaller than a quark? Where does the work 'lesbian' come from? Do small breasted women have to supplement their breast milk with formula to keep up with the demands of a hungry baby?

what's the color of your favorite track pants?

Oh that's right, I forgot about that. I wasn't there and all.

I thought there had been drinking before the omelette. So you're telling me you did that of your own cognizance?

aww, i was hoping you'd say the brown track pants that have a matching jacket, and they're the velvet goodness would be your fav.

it was very nice to see you sunday.

here's another question: do you think what you're doing for a job now will be the same thing you'll be doing in 5 years?

Do all purple giraffes have three legs?