Random thoughts and crap about me, and things. Vol. 2

… now with half the carbs!

- Why does my family continue to give me crap about always choosing the “No. 7” Value Meal at McDonalds without cheese?! Just because they are two regular cheeseburgers, and I don’t want them with cheese.. I.. get a lot of crap about it. Why don’t you get a Quarter Pounder?, they say. Why not the Big Mac?, I hear. Well. why don’t YOU worry about what YOU'RE going to order. Leave me and my two regular hamburgers alone! Geez! It’s bad enough I gotta hear the question “What are you going to do for the rest of your life now that you have graduated?”, over and over, now I get shit for the two small hamburgers I order! MAN! Shwhats up wit dat? Let me have my two damn burgers without hearing, “You should get a Happy Meal while your at it.” -_-

- I hope there is a tornado today. We need a good twister down here. I miss them. I miss the lights going out, and the hail smashing up the windows. When are we going to get them again? Not for awhile I’m guessing. Oh, well. A guy can dream can’t he?

- *My comrade Tony has just logged in to my MSN Messenger and to my surprise, I discover that his MSN name is a lyric from a shitty song, by the shitty band, “Story of the Year”* What is with this bullshit now?! I don’t like this emo movement the kiddos are starting to partake in. It’s annoying, rude, and very disrespectful. Stop listening to your lamage, Yellowcard, your shitty, Thursday, and your horrific, Taking Back Sunday. I swear, what’s the music industry coming to these days?

- Hey, hey! The Mosh Pit board is getting some members! *nudge, nudge* Join the fun now kids! *pokes, pokes, winks, winks*It’s gunna be a swingin’ good time! *plays the hit tune “Good Times” by Finger Eleven and begins to dance like GIR did at the rave, in the “Saucer Morons” episode *

- Speaking of Invader Zim. The commentary on my DVD is pretty cool. It’s funny like the word lumberjack. Go and see it for yourself.

- OH! Now that I bring up lumberjack.. MAN! GEEZ! Bill O’ Reilly fuckin’ sucks! Look, this fucker right here:

That guy sucks. I mean, he sucks bbbaaadddd.

- I’m in an okay mood right now. I would be in a better mood, but the thought that my life is headed nowhere, and that fact I haven’t drawn anything in sometime is leaving me very uneasy. WWWWwwwwwwOOOooooooooooooo!

- “This is the noise that keeps me awake. My head explodes, and my body aches.” What song is that? Ten points for anybody who knows what it is!

- You know something..? Why. The hell. Is a “bad word”, or a “cuss” word associated with either sex, or our reproductive organs? Wait, let me explain this better. Why is that our reproductive organs have different names that are considered to be cussing or bad language? For instance, a penis has many nicknames, but only cock and dick are considered to be the “cuss word”. A vagina also has many other nicknames like penis, however, pussy is (like cock and dick) considered to be bad language. Also, same thing goes for a persons butt. It may not be a reproductive organ, however.. butt seems to have the nickname “ass”, and that it is also considered foul language. My question is.. why do these body parts get to have these nicknames that are considered “bad”? Why can’t other body parts have cuss words too? Imagine having your eyes called, “Cocks”. Imagine using it in a sentence! (“Ouch! You poked my cock dammit!” or “Dude.. both my cocks are really dry right now. Got any Cockdrops!”) What if your ears were called “assholes”? (“I’m having a hard time trying to hear out of my left asshole!” or “I need some Q-tips, there seems to be to much wax in my asshole.”) Why do our other body parts have to be left out. I’m pretty sure my hand, or my elbow, wants to have a nickname as vulgar as “ass”. Ya know what I'm sayin'??? Busta'!

Hmm.. I’ve been chattering way to much now on this sad, little topic..

..I’ll be a good little kiddo and shut my pussy for now. *ahem* By pussy, I mean mouth of course. ;P

Teh End. Or is it....?

Nope. Not yet.

That's me. In a cowboy hat.

Okay, NOW it's over.

Random thoughts and stuff about me, and things. Vol. 1

- Okay. My SG Book hasn't arrived, or atleast the bookstore hasn't called me.

- Isn't it fucked up that the only date The Offspring ever canceled on their North American tour this year.. was the concert I was going to go to? Concidence? ..or Conspiracy? God hates me, I didn't believe him at first, but I think he's right. I don't listen to a lot of people sadly. That is a bad trait of mine.

- The new Pixies song is cool. I like it. I don't care what the others have to say. (See there I go, I don't listen to people.)

- Me and my pal J.C. (not Jesus Christ. I'm not that dude's friend) are trying to get people to join our Mosh Pit Message Board. So join it. Even though, I know nobody visits this page. Mr. Ghost. Please sign up. We can talk about rock music. From Apex Twin to Skinny Puppy, to Garbage, to the Bloodhound Gang, to mother fuckin' Ministry an' shit! We chat it up like cheerleaders in at slumber party.

- Flux is my favorite SG, thus I dedicate the song "I Think I Love You" by The Partridge Family, to her, and her Fluxyness. And, here goes.. *ahem*

I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for.
I think I love you, isn't that what life is made of?
Though it worries me to say that I never felt this way.

*stops, and realizes, that was fucking stupid* Okay. What the fuck was that? Now I look like one of those crazy stalker kiddos I hear about on the television in channel 44. You know, the ones that make all those shitty shows on the E! Entertainment Televison channel? Yeah. Those kiddos. *shivers in fear* Let's hope, I don't become a stalker.

- I don't know what CDs to buy. I think I'll just save my Best Buy giftcard for now, until something cool pops up and catches my eye.

- I want to see "Fahrenheit 911". I can't wait. Looks cool.

- Currently listening to the song "Lovefool" by the Cardigans. I like teh song.

- My room at the moment, is hot. God damn. Why is it so hot in here? I don't know the answers to everything in life, that is why I post my questions here. Why? I dunno, that is a question in itself.

- Love me. Love me. Say that you love me. Fool me. Fool me. Go on and fool me.

- Hmm.. I wonder when Webdude (the Offical Offspring webmaster) is going to get off his lazy ass and update the god damn website. I want my Offspring Nation site up already, god damnit! Geez.. this crazy fuck. Why doesn't he get to work?! Isn't Noodles and the crew paying the mother fucker? Oh, and another thing.. why did he destroy the Offspring BBS?!?! Just because we were telling him off? Man, that guy has no self esteem at all. So, like.. what? He can't take a few internet insults, or something? Man, I can just imagine the way that emo fuck is acting. He's like, "Hey man, stop making fun of me. I do update. I update once every two months!" I'm like.. "Is that all? Your lazy." Then he's all up in mah face like, "Stop it! I'm going to break the BBS now!" .. and then he breaks it. It's been down for like.. a month and a half now. Stupid asshole.

End. For now. Atleast. Mr. Ghost, you there?

[Currently Listening: Lacuna Coil - Comalies]

Hmm.. oh, what to do today? Today is a really boring day, and shows no signs of getting exciting. I've been waiting for the book store at the mall to call me up when the SG book arrives, and that hasn't happened. *sigh*

Hmm.. maybe I'll work on my site or something. Nah, that gets boring. Geez, it's so damn boring.

BTW, I think Flux is the best SuicideGirl ever. Sorry if I seem baised, but I'm a Flux whore. I can't get enough of her greatness.

Not a whole lot going on in my life lately. Today, I went to the mall to our local book store to see if they had a copy of the SG book. I asked the guy and he said they didn't, only because the book store doesn't even have the section the book belongs under. So, then.. blah, blah.. I ordered it. Yep. Yep. Since he said the book is already out, it shouldn't take to long to arrive, right?

Yeah. Alright. Good. Nobody visits this page, but what the hell.

Well.. this is my first entry. Not much I can say really. I'm just really fuckin' excited I finally got an SG account. I've been waiting for some time now, and I now have one!

Took me a while, but what the hell, right? Anyway.. enough posting here, time to go check out more of the Suicide Girls. ;P