age: 29 (Aug 26, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: bar manager

makes me happy: New Ideas!

stats: Eh? I'm a dude....Built for battle, I suppose.

body mods: Some ink, some scars ( most of my 'body mods' being somewhat involuntary, haha. )

into: Aquiring and manipulating whatever tiny bits of hidden knowledge I can get my grubby hands on.

fantasy: Working on a new one-give me some time. I'm too busy too fantasize these days...porn is a mixed blessing.=)

gets me hot: Wit. Sarcasm. Individuality. Naked women. Girls who can quote the Chapelle show. Girls with some sort of useful skill, other than looking pretty.

most humbling moment: Last week, I saw a picture of myself from seven years ago. It's funny...I've assumed I was always handsome, and charming in a fey sort of way. Turns out, I was handsome, charming...and chubby! Egads! I clearly recall thinking I was a pimp of some sorts. I only have years of poverty and vanity for shaping me up, haha.

i lost my virginity: Way back in the slow dancing, jodeci days.*shiver* What the hell was I thinking? Why not Al Grenn or Marvin?

makes me sad: The continued deterioration of our political system.....the only god worshipped in Washington D.C. is Mammon. Bastards.