age: 26 (Aug 21, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2010
occupation: Full-time ass kicker, Part-time name taker.
body mods: A few...
crush: I crush brews and slay bitches.
stats: I'm bad with numbers...
makes me sad: Willful ignorance, animal cruelty, bands that take forever to set up during shows.
into: Slasher flicks, my gentleman, roller derby, pin-up girls, booze, good hygiene, the sound of people whispering, makeup, music on vinyl, Marilyn Monroe, Japanese food, singers with deep voices, coffins, fascinators, serial killers, red lipstick, vintage lingerie, old-school Cadillac hearses. ...and puppies.
makes me happy: Family, PBR in cans, sleeping, leisurely getting dressed/ready, back rubs from the boyfriend, books about death and scandal in old Hollywood, small dogs, good books, driving with the windows down and music up.
"If it's not TOO much trouble."
The 26 year-old in me just gave her some Grey Goose.
In a mug.
With a bit of lemon.
"It really was no trouble at all."
I look rather productive here with my trusty Columbia University mug (stolen from a family member) next to my computer. Almost, dare I say, professional?
Had I opted for the "Keep drinking until she's hot." shot glass, I don't think I would've achieved the same effect.
I honestly don't remember where I was going with this.
Probably somewhere inappropriate.
For the record, somebody can buy this teacup for me...
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