into: Me

not into: You

makes me happy: Me

makes me sad: YOU

hobbies: ME

5 things i can't live without: Vaseline Olive Oil KY Jelly Cherry Lube Lard

vices: Hanging out in graveyards waiting for new romantic interests to arrive!

thoughts on sg: I hate it

i spend most of my free time: Masturbating

occupation: Exploring the vastness of ones navel cavity

current crush: yep couple tons will crush you

stats: ELF 18 STR 20 DEX 24 INT 10 WIS 2 CHAR

body mods: Built in Swedish Pump!

heroes: Conan

gets me hot: You + Me + Shovel + Graveyard= Oooohhh baby. Breathing optional

fantasy: please see gets me HOT

sign: Heres yours

most humbling moment: the time this 600 lb gorrilla ... and I liked it!

i lost my virginity: sure did, and if you find it please give it back

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories