“i was so looking forward to being friends with subrosa. too bad he wasnt taller

”

“I can only hope to be in the same league as 'brosa one day.

You've taught me well, master.”

“I love this man. I love him more than Maury loves paternity tests.

”

“My homeboy, my trusted friend, and member of my beloved email circle.

Yup, I'd a cut a bitch for Brosa.”

“I have left Subrosa a testimonial in January of the previous two years, so it's time for another one. And really...nothing has changed. Time has just proven what a good person and amazing friend he is. When my tenure on SG comes to an end one day, I am going to look back and say it delivered one of the best friends I could ask for. And then I will call him and cry. Probably around 2 am.”

“Ugh, I want to testimonial you SO HARD.”

“Subrosa is the best nipple fluffer ever.
He is a great friend. Im lucky to know him.”

“i like him. i like his goofy head movements a great deal.”

“I enjoy his company whether or not he's got my tits in his hands...

Er, Clint's just all around fantastic. You may be blinded by his incredibly debonair Internet incarnation, but in person he's a down to earth, easygoing guy. Great company, I'm proud to call him a friend.”

“By far the coolest Michigan fan on the planet...”

“VOTE REMOE FOR SG SENATE 08'”

“OK, clearly you have much more money than I had previously thought. How else could you get all these people to say such nice things about you?

But I know the truth. Oh yes! And I'll be guarding my Cheetos with a watchful eye... Sicko!”

“I enjoy his company whether or not he's got my tits in his hands.”

“Consider yourselves warned, ladies: this one really is every bit as wonderful as he seems. Watch out. ”

“Brosa is the sweetest, kindest boy you could ever meet. Please treat him well.*

*If you don't treat him well, I will stab you in your motherfucking heart, rip it out, and eat that shit for breakfast. Kthanx.”