why do i keep doing this?

so.. i'm taking a shower today and my wife trying to be nice goes and finds me a towel without asking if i got one first. so she was saddened to find that i had already got one. apparently so sad that her butthole cried a bit and farted....in the bathroom.... where i was showering..... where she closed the door dying of laughter so hard i heard her over the shower from two rooms away......

in other news i didn't masturbate today. mostly because of farting wife syndrome.

I guess sometimes the truth hurts. While I wish doobs the best if he ever needs help finding a place to get help I will help him. But alas i have been removed from his friends list as well as Tooz.

i'm sure he has deleted what I wrote but if you are interested i'll post it here if you want.


-- subby

So i've been with the same company for years. actually i take that back. i worked for sprint for 5 years and then they sold a bunch of us off to ericsson for a manage services contract. i've been with ericsson over 2 years. i love my job and i cannot remember the last time (minus a full week of vacation) where i worked less then 45-50 hours a week in about a year. i've done everything i could and get along well with my teammates.

that being said. i was laid off yesterday. on my birthday. and i know it wasn't a performance thing because i wasn't the only person that busted their ass for the company to get laid off. but just a victim of a numbers game i suppose. i'm not mad at the company but i am a bit scare of what to do next. i've been in the same line of work for 7+ years and have been working on computers professionally for 12 years. now all of a sudden with a couple pieces of paper my ass is jobless. sometimes i just wish the bean counters and presidents of groups really came down and saw the kind of hours they are asking of people and the work we go above and beyond to do.

oh well. i'm scared, jobless, angryish and stressed.

Signs that you are married.

your wife will do the following in front of you.

Fart
Talk about poop, pee, period, cramps, toenails, dry skin, heat rash, boogers, numerous other gross things.
Stink up the bathroom
Give you a "cup of cheese" (farting into her hand and waving it in your face)


Signs that you are guy.

you would still have sex with her if she said lets do it.

So god damned aggrevated right now. Seriously people. you cannot try to blame me because you can't buy presents for your kids for christmas. I didn't fucking make you go out and blow all your money dumb shit. Thanks to your idiot viewpoint of my backstabbing ass I will not be bringing my baby to your house on monday. but since i'm a man of my word i will pay you for the next 3 weeks like i promised. but you will not be watching my baby. grow up and call me back.

little known fact.

when i was in india for a month i actually fapped to pictures of my wife.

Sure i look at porn but she gets the job done quick.

i wanna fuck my wife!!!! i just wanna go into the bedroom and start fucking her. but.... she'll kill me cuz she's sleeping.

i need to take this time out of my life to write an apology.

i'm sorry tooz. so freaking sorry that i didn't perform to standards last night. You finally want sex and i couldn't go the distance.

but most of all i'm sorry it took me longer to write this then it did for me to cum.

I love you. I'll be better prepared next time.