Heyyyyy beautiful people.
Three things. The first two are pics. The last one is a request.
Here's a pic of me in the middle of the shoot for an upcoming music video for Sia:
And here's me at a live performance of Lady GaGa's "Bad Romance:"
Pretty nifty, eh?
Okay, now the favor part. So I entered my script, "Fairground Attraction" in a contest for Lionsgate Films and Massify.com and all you have to do is go here to this site and you can read five pages of my script, sign in and comment and give it a rating! Help me win! Yeahhhh! What do you get in return? Ummm... how about my undying love? Purrrfeectttt....
Three things. The first two are pics. The last one is a request.
Here's a pic of me in the middle of the shoot for an upcoming music video for Sia:
And here's me at a live performance of Lady GaGa's "Bad Romance:"
Pretty nifty, eh?
Okay, now the favor part. So I entered my script, "Fairground Attraction" in a contest for Lionsgate Films and Massify.com and all you have to do is go here to this site and you can read five pages of my script, sign in and comment and give it a rating! Help me win! Yeahhhh! What do you get in return? Ummm... how about my undying love? Purrrfeectttt....
Dear kind soul,
To whoever reactivated my account for me (awww, you missed me!) Gracias! Very much appreciated mi lady or mi lord.. I'm back in SG waters...
To whoever reactivated my account for me (awww, you missed me!) Gracias! Very much appreciated mi lady or mi lord.. I'm back in SG waters...
So, this is my final moments on SG... Goodbye all... Catch me on Twitter if you like... 
Twitter.com/Matatoe
Peace!!!
Twitter.com/Matatoe
Peace!!!
Awesome repost from "The Onion"
Heroic PETA Commandos Kill 49, Save Rabbit
NORFOLK, VAIn what has been dubbed the most "devastating and brutal siege in the history of animal-rights activism," an elite, paramilitary squad of commandos from People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) attacked and killed 49 employees at Couture Cosmetics' Norfolk, VA, research facility while saving a rabbit during a daring midnight raid Monday.
An elite squad of PETA commandos rescues a floppy-eared rabbit (center) from Couture Cosmetics' Norfolk, VA, facility. Forty-nine researchers were executed in the raid.
"Never in my life, not even during my tour of duty in Korea, have I seen such carnage," tearstruck Couture CEO Herman Frankel said, surveying the carnage. "My God, what will I tell the families of the victims of this massacre?"
According to the handful of survivors of the raid, Couture workers were first immobilized by gunshot wounds to the knees before being shot execution-style in the back of the head. PETA officials assured that no animals were harmed during the destruction of the complex.
The rabbit, a floppy-eared, speckled gray longhair with an adorable pink nose, was being used by Couture as part of an eyeshadow-allergy research project at the time of the rescue.
"Look at the cute bunny," said PETA commando Shirley "No Mercy" Dorn, a Norfolk-area petcare volunteer and leader of the PETA strike force. Lovingly cradling the rescued rabbit as she walked past the charred and dismembered bodies of its captors, she added, "Look at his nose! Look at his nose!"
In addition to the 49 executed, some 150 other animal researchers were savagely beaten. "They're lucky they escaped with their lives," PETA field marshall Donna "Skull" Saunders said. "Those who survived with only severed limbs got off too easily. They were probably putting itchy-powder in Flopsy's big, beautiful eyes."
Adressing the rabbit, Saunders continued: "Who's got a little powder-puff tail? Who? Who? Oh, yes, you do! Oh, yes, you have a furry little puffy-tail!"
She then fed the rabbit a carrot, causing its adorable pink nose to wiggle up and down, up and down as it chewed, making cute little chewy-faces.
In a statement released Tuesday, Couture Cosmetics maintained that, though the rabbit in question was being used for research purposes, the company has adhered to a strict "cruelty-free" policy since 1992, and that the rabbit was "at no time subjected to any pain or discomfort."
The aftermath of a 1995 PETA raid on a Gillette testing laboratory.
"That old line? Don't try handing us that," Saunders said in response. "Those filthy barbarians probably were sticking Mr. Bunny with needles and all sorts of things. They were human garbage who got exactly what they deserved: swift, merciless extermination at the hands of trained professionals." Turning her attention to the rabbit, she added, "Didn't they? Didn't they?"
In addition to liberating the rabbit, PETA commandos seized an office-cubicle plaque with a picture of a panda bear and the words, "I Hate Mondays."
"Look at Mr. Panda-Tummy," PETA operative Warren "Death's Head" Pleth said, holding the plaque. "Look at Mr. Fatty-Fat Panda Man."
An attempt by the families of the Couture Cosmetics victims to bury their loved ones was met with equally savage resistance from PETA commandos, who strafed the mass funeral procession with machine-gun fire before spraying the cemetery with explosive flaming phosphorous gel, scattering the assembled mourners and killing seven.
"The holes they were digging in the ground threatened to disturb the habitat of a native population of moles," an official PETA statement read, "Moley moley, mole mole. Are you a little digger? Oh, yes, you are!"
On Tuesday, PETA officials supervised the rabbit's release back into the wild where, within minutes, it was chased down, torn to pieces and fully devoured by a fox.
Despite the extreme cruelty of the fox attack, PETA officials have no plans to take action against the animal. "Foxes are lovable furry forest friends," PETA president Joy MacInnis said. "Not like the hairless, human, animal-hating scum who so richly deserve to get their skulls smashed in with the back end of an automatic weapon."
Heroic PETA Commandos Kill 49, Save Rabbit
NORFOLK, VAIn what has been dubbed the most "devastating and brutal siege in the history of animal-rights activism," an elite, paramilitary squad of commandos from People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals (PETA) attacked and killed 49 employees at Couture Cosmetics' Norfolk, VA, research facility while saving a rabbit during a daring midnight raid Monday.
An elite squad of PETA commandos rescues a floppy-eared rabbit (center) from Couture Cosmetics' Norfolk, VA, facility. Forty-nine researchers were executed in the raid.
"Never in my life, not even during my tour of duty in Korea, have I seen such carnage," tearstruck Couture CEO Herman Frankel said, surveying the carnage. "My God, what will I tell the families of the victims of this massacre?"
According to the handful of survivors of the raid, Couture workers were first immobilized by gunshot wounds to the knees before being shot execution-style in the back of the head. PETA officials assured that no animals were harmed during the destruction of the complex.
The rabbit, a floppy-eared, speckled gray longhair with an adorable pink nose, was being used by Couture as part of an eyeshadow-allergy research project at the time of the rescue.
"Look at the cute bunny," said PETA commando Shirley "No Mercy" Dorn, a Norfolk-area petcare volunteer and leader of the PETA strike force. Lovingly cradling the rescued rabbit as she walked past the charred and dismembered bodies of its captors, she added, "Look at his nose! Look at his nose!"
In addition to the 49 executed, some 150 other animal researchers were savagely beaten. "They're lucky they escaped with their lives," PETA field marshall Donna "Skull" Saunders said. "Those who survived with only severed limbs got off too easily. They were probably putting itchy-powder in Flopsy's big, beautiful eyes."
Adressing the rabbit, Saunders continued: "Who's got a little powder-puff tail? Who? Who? Oh, yes, you do! Oh, yes, you have a furry little puffy-tail!"
She then fed the rabbit a carrot, causing its adorable pink nose to wiggle up and down, up and down as it chewed, making cute little chewy-faces.
In a statement released Tuesday, Couture Cosmetics maintained that, though the rabbit in question was being used for research purposes, the company has adhered to a strict "cruelty-free" policy since 1992, and that the rabbit was "at no time subjected to any pain or discomfort."
The aftermath of a 1995 PETA raid on a Gillette testing laboratory.
"That old line? Don't try handing us that," Saunders said in response. "Those filthy barbarians probably were sticking Mr. Bunny with needles and all sorts of things. They were human garbage who got exactly what they deserved: swift, merciless extermination at the hands of trained professionals." Turning her attention to the rabbit, she added, "Didn't they? Didn't they?"
In addition to liberating the rabbit, PETA commandos seized an office-cubicle plaque with a picture of a panda bear and the words, "I Hate Mondays."
"Look at Mr. Panda-Tummy," PETA operative Warren "Death's Head" Pleth said, holding the plaque. "Look at Mr. Fatty-Fat Panda Man."
An attempt by the families of the Couture Cosmetics victims to bury their loved ones was met with equally savage resistance from PETA commandos, who strafed the mass funeral procession with machine-gun fire before spraying the cemetery with explosive flaming phosphorous gel, scattering the assembled mourners and killing seven.
"The holes they were digging in the ground threatened to disturb the habitat of a native population of moles," an official PETA statement read, "Moley moley, mole mole. Are you a little digger? Oh, yes, you are!"
On Tuesday, PETA officials supervised the rabbit's release back into the wild where, within minutes, it was chased down, torn to pieces and fully devoured by a fox.
Despite the extreme cruelty of the fox attack, PETA officials have no plans to take action against the animal. "Foxes are lovable furry forest friends," PETA president Joy MacInnis said. "Not like the hairless, human, animal-hating scum who so richly deserve to get their skulls smashed in with the back end of an automatic weapon."
So today was my first day at the Trapeze School of New York. It was AMAZING! I'm learning Flying Trapeze, Silks, Ribbons, and Ropes. Today was all flying around, so my friend Saniya and I videotaped each other, and I then edited it down & put some music behind it. Enjoy my goofball flying self! 
Suuuuccchhhh a good day today! Had a lovely, lovely date, hanging with two of my best friends tomorrow in some 80 degree weather (thank you New York!), and then Sunday I'm shooting my cameo in a film/theatre production in Brooklyn. All in all, a damn great weekend already...
And a great clip for a great mood... Enjoy
And a great clip for a great mood... Enjoy
World of SG, meet Billy Bob Thornton. WAIT, WAIT!!! Don't mention his acting career!!! Are you crazy...? Why would you bring up the only reason people actually know his name? Oh, you silly, silly people... You just don't understand what a misunderstood artist he is... And by "misunderstood artist," I of course mean he's a dick. Enjoy.
HAVE A BILLY-RIFFIC DAY!!!
HAVE A BILLY-RIFFIC DAY!!!
So, I've had a very busy weekend, and hence...very little sleep... I feel like Coach McGuirk.
And...a random speech about Prison...
Ha... I love me some Home Movies....
And...a random speech about Prison...
Ha... I love me some Home Movies....
