bands:

1. Metallica
2. Valient Thorr
3. GWAR
4. Led Zeppelin
5. Andrew W.K.
6. Static X
7. The Black Crowes
8. Pantera
9. Behemoth
10. The "freecreditreport.com" guys

films:

1. Rocky
2. Home Alone
3. Predator
4. Tie Between Rocky and Beerfest
5. Rocky
6. Office Space
7. Rocky 2
8. Rocky 3
9. Super Troopers
10. ROCKYYYY

books:

1. Slaughterhouse Five
2. Cat's Cradle
3. Breakfast of Champions
4. The Stranger
5. Gravity's Rainbow
6. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
7. Infinite Jest

tv shows:

1. King of the Hill
2. Arrested Development
3. Frasier
4. That 70's Show
5. Late Night Cinemax??
6. The Colbert Report
7. The Daily Show
8. MythBusters
9. UFC pay-per-views
10. Local News...when the previously stated shows aren't on, of course

not into: Europop, Obscenely buff chicks, and spoiled milk.

makes me happy: Living life

makes me sad: I suppose the things that make me happy can go both ways...

5 things i can't live without: Bubble breaker on the ol' cell phone

i spend most of my free time: Getting stared-down at the gym

occupation: Secret Agent Man

current crush: Zooey Deschanel

fantasy: Shaking Josh Blue's palsy hand. Wait...already did. I may die happy.

sign: feld...

i lost my virginity: Because its the cool thing to do.

MY DIET: Omnivore