When Mike Murphy and Peggy Noonan were on MSNBC, they were talking up Sarah Palin like she was the best thing since the peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
However, when they're off the air and don't know they're being tapedÂ…?
However, when they're off the air and don't know they're being tapedÂ…?
My grandma, who loved her thousands of grandchildren ALMOST as much as she loved saving a buck, bought us a huge box of Atari 2600 games without instruction booklets. I distinctly remember "Dude - We Shouldn't Have Done That Acid, My Hands Feel TwizzlersÂ… Oh, Man, Twizzlers" being one of them. If you have a spare copy of the instructions laying around, let me know what the fucking point of the game was. It's been a mystery to me for about 16 years now.
Haha! Found this after reading the Chong Interview on here:
Gotta love fox news. The only television station still in the back pocket of the republican party. haha
Gotta love fox news. The only television station still in the back pocket of the republican party. haha
So, the ribs and chicken rode the short bus. I have no idea what real "cornbread" might be. Is it real something else?
The hell?
Seattle is thinking about banning microwave popcorn. The Justice Center has had to be evacuated eight times in the past three years because of burnt popcorn in the microwave making the smoke alarms go off. That means over 400 employees have to be evacuated each time. It is also happening in the city's Municipal Tower.
This isn't a joke. If the problem continues, they're going to ban it in downtown buildings.
The Justice Center? Isn't that where the SuperFriends hang out? It's probably that damn Aquaman. His help is only limited to water-based situations so he probably has a lot of time on his hands and hangs out at the HQ all day, making popcorn and watching his soaps.
Seattle is thinking about banning microwave popcorn. The Justice Center has had to be evacuated eight times in the past three years because of burnt popcorn in the microwave making the smoke alarms go off. That means over 400 employees have to be evacuated each time. It is also happening in the city's Municipal Tower.
This isn't a joke. If the problem continues, they're going to ban it in downtown buildings.
The Justice Center? Isn't that where the SuperFriends hang out? It's probably that damn Aquaman. His help is only limited to water-based situations so he probably has a lot of time on his hands and hangs out at the HQ all day, making popcorn and watching his soaps.
So, did she Spitzer swallow?
I've been holding onto that one for some time now.
I know, I know, probably should've kept holding onto it.
Well, that's really the only joke I have about the whole "I'm gonna bust up all the whoring around except for, you know, when I wanna do it - and hey, you're not recording this, are you?" Eliot Spitzer deal. I don't even know that much about it. Except that I thought it was pretty funny when it popped into my head earlier. In my defense, I was breathing a lot of paint fumes. Today was my day off.
I don't think I'd ever pay for a hooker. I'd keep thinking about all the DVDs and video games I could've bought instead, and the whole thing would turn out a lot like those games at Wal-Mart where you get the prize almost to the top and then it falls out of the claw but you can still see it on top of the prize pile, laughing at you. And then the Price Is Right fail music plays.
Five thousand dollars. A $5000 hooker better drive me around like Miss Daisy for at least six months. And bathe me. And fix my truck. And do my shopping. And cook. Besides all the constant sex.
I guess what I'm really trying to say here is that I'm never getting married. null
I've been holding onto that one for some time now.
I know, I know, probably should've kept holding onto it.
Well, that's really the only joke I have about the whole "I'm gonna bust up all the whoring around except for, you know, when I wanna do it - and hey, you're not recording this, are you?" Eliot Spitzer deal. I don't even know that much about it. Except that I thought it was pretty funny when it popped into my head earlier. In my defense, I was breathing a lot of paint fumes. Today was my day off.
I don't think I'd ever pay for a hooker. I'd keep thinking about all the DVDs and video games I could've bought instead, and the whole thing would turn out a lot like those games at Wal-Mart where you get the prize almost to the top and then it falls out of the claw but you can still see it on top of the prize pile, laughing at you. And then the Price Is Right fail music plays.
Five thousand dollars. A $5000 hooker better drive me around like Miss Daisy for at least six months. And bathe me. And fix my truck. And do my shopping. And cook. Besides all the constant sex.
I guess what I'm really trying to say here is that I'm never getting married. null
