into: literature, photography, thunderstorms, tattoos, summertime, music, outfits that don't quite work, stand-up comedy, vendettas, politics, Red Bull, arguing, movies, sleeping, rage, duvets, Jack Nicholson, pretending to be Jack Nicholson, languages, pretty girls who don't realise they're pretty, travel, night time, chunky silver jewellery, warm rain, unnerving various mental health specialists, carnal exploits (or fucking if you prefer), smudgy black kohl pencil, quiet village pubs, oldschool tattoo studios, low-slung jeans, the smell you only find in comic shops, buying too much from said comic shops (and sniffing the pages on the way home), contempt, spending too long online, Tsing Tao beer, dystopian future stories, torn fishnet, Savlon cream, conspiracy theories, angry idealists
not into: mornings, excessive body hair, small yapper-type dogs, the cold, potholing, 'celebrities', stupid people, hospitals, pop music, celibacy, Martin Scorsese, foot fetishes, this town, rejections from publishers, public transport, being 'high maintenance', waiting, organised religion, elasticated waistbands, poor penmanship, being stood up by drug dealers, Dan Brown, TV programming, cotton wool (it disturbs me), medical secretaries
makes me happy: Schadenfreude!
makes me sad: stupid people - and the fact that they're winning
hobbies: multiple - especially writing, reading, films, music, arguing and photo shoots
5 things i can't live without: my laptop, morphine, kohl pencil, cowboy boots and sex
vices: far, far too many to fit into a box this size.
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: making things up.
gender: female
occupation: writer... of sorts
current crush: the future
stats: short but still dangerous
body mods: two big spiky tribal tattoos on my upper and lower back; one almost-completed shaded stomach-piece.
heroes: mostly dead or fictional
gets me hot: thunderstorms, violent movies, the right words, the smell of fresh sweat
favorite position: if you're doing it right, it shouldn't matter.
fantasy: does this have to be sex-related?
If not: doing my own book signing.
If it does: having sex at my own book signing.
sign: fuck off.
most humbling moment: huh?
i lost my virginity: to one of the greatest guys on the planet. Shame I was too drunk to remember any of it.
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
I WANT: Friendship.
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.
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