into: stuff that causes cancer (smoking, sex, my job, music, &c), booze, individuality, consequentiality, and much much more yours today for the low low price of only seventeen easy payments of $19.95!
not into: poor people
makes me happy: it's not hard to make me happy. i'm reallly, really laid back.
makes me sad: the inevitability of death and the aging of my family. a mellow tune on a rainy day.
hobbies: photography, writing. working, i guess. riding around wasting gas. listening to music.
5 things i can't live without: my mashley, food, oxygen, hydration, and music. oh, and money.
vices: cigarettesssss
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: sleeping, unfortunately.
gender: male
occupation: material handler
current crush: ashley
body mods: 00 lobes, and haircuts!
heroes: John D. Tubbs III
gets me hot: hydraulic fluid
favorite position: girl on top. yum.
or girl in front, bent over, face in the pillow.
fantasy: a hot girl duct taped to the top of a tank turret covered in hydraulic fluid and totally wanting it.
sign: carcinogenic
most humbling moment: feeling the presence of God when I saw the pacific ocean for the first time. (a joke, see.)
i lost my virginity: and it wasn't that remarkable. i actually faked an orgasm my first time because i was getting bored.
I AM LOOKING FOR: a man
I WANT: Booty.
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: Occasionally
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly, Metalhead.