Member: StevenJohn

StevenJohn drinks your milkshake.

I’m private
 
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Member: StevenJohn
Member: StevenJohn
Member: StevenJohn
 

bands:

  1. Whitechapel
  2. Eluveitie
  3. Born of Osiris
  4. Every Time I Die
  5. Korpiklaani
  6. underOATH
  7. Genghis Tron
  8. iwrestledabearonce
  9. ISIS
  10. Kingdom of Sorrow

films:

  1. Shaun of the Dead
  2. The Fellowship of the Ring
  3. Black Hawk Down
  4. Harvey
  5. Hot Fuzz

books:

  1. Peace is Every Step
  2. The Hobbit
  3. The God Delusion

tv shows:

  1. LOST
  2. Metalocalypse

Video Games:

  1. Civilizations I,II,III
  2. JAZZ JACKRABBIT 2 (fuck yes)
  3. Pokemon Diamond
  4. War of the Monsters
 

into: stuff that causes cancer (smoking, sex, my job, music, &c), booze, individuality, consequentiality, and much much more yours today for the low low price of only seventeen easy payments of $19.95!

not into: poor people

makes me happy: it's not hard to make me happy. i'm reallly, really laid back.

makes me sad: the inevitability of death and the aging of my family. a mellow tune on a rainy day.

hobbies: photography, writing. working, i guess. riding around wasting gas. listening to music.

5 things i can't live without: my mashley, food, oxygen, hydration, and music. oh, and money.

vices: cigarettesssss

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: sleeping, unfortunately.

 

gender: male

occupation: material handler

current crush: ashley

body mods: 00 lobes, and haircuts!

heroes: John D. Tubbs III

gets me hot: hydraulic fluid

favorite position: girl on top. yum. or girl in front, bent over, face in the pillow.

fantasy: a hot girl duct taped to the top of a tank turret covered in hydraulic fluid and totally wanting it.

sign: carcinogenic

most humbling moment: feeling the presence of God when I saw the pacific ocean for the first time. (a joke, see.)

i lost my virginity: and it wasn't that remarkable. i actually faked an orgasm my first time because i was getting bored.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a man

I WANT: Booty.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly, Metalhead.