age: 33 (Mar 06, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2005

occupation: cow whisperer

sign: slow children playing

most humbling moment: Everytime I intend to flirt with a cutie and end up coming off seeming like a complete retard

i lost my virginity: To a girl who smelled like french fries. She just got off from McDonalds

gets me hot: Girls with glasses

makes me happy: Mullets

makes me sad: Trustafarians

into: Girls with glasses, nerdy girls, hot rods, girls into hot rods