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FEBRUARY 8, 2008 @ 03:57 AM | 6 COMMENTS


Ithink im going to write a daily haiku. heres my 1st crappy one.

Dark Sea of faces
I swim amongst them, and yet
nothing within fears.

boy thats bad. lets try again.

I'll Have a Spaten.
That will be five dollars sir
Thank you very much.

Thats much better. Another you say?

Where did I put that?
I can never find my smokes
god damn hangover

thank you, thank you
MARCH 27, 2007 @ 09:11 AM | 1 COMMENT


MY last post is way old. anyways PSP TIME!
MARCH 22, 2006 @ 12:07 PM | 5 COMMENTS


I just finished speaker for the dead, I have xenocide ready to go but i am listening to music and rereading the conversation with pam I had last night.

I am so glad I have been blessed to know a few really great people, it makes things alot more bearable that theres other people who really are smart and good even if they cant help but fuck things up just like me.

Francisco is gonna fix my car on saturday. God yes it will be so great to have it in working order I can finally start work on my diabolical financial plans.

I bought blue hair spray color stuff...I want blue hair again so bad and blue beard. I could use some new pants too something unorthodox yet usefull or comfortable like a pair of cargo pants that werent lame as hell.
JANUARY 30, 2006 @ 02:03 AM | 1 COMMENT


Been a long time since I rock and rolled.....

So whats up?
hmm

I REALLY need to shave I bought razors but eh
For some reason Ive been having bad days lately. I cant figure it out. I just fuckin get depressed and cant figure the fuck out WHY?!?!?!??

zoe might have been shot with a bb

Im getting fuckin sick of work at SB

I want stranger clothes and better music

I want to take pictures again

I got green chucks

Im am going fuckin BALD AS A MOTHER FUCKA!

I have to pee..................not anymore

I have to work at 645am and I closed tonight LAME!

my hand is bleeding from ???

my beard is out of fuckin control

Im horny

Becca and Carolyn gave me a "sorry your having a shitty day" card with FUCKIN BEEF JERKY instead of flowers HAHAHAHAHAHAH good choice, flowers would be nice but there not my style. Beef jerky is a perfect replacement

Dave is Narsuss (Come back you fool!)

I hope I meet bill hicks when i die

I hope i find my new sweatshirt with the guns on it

when i see pics of myself with a short goatee it looks really funky

apparently rose's husband just hung himself and rose had to cut him down UGH (sry rose)

I wonder wtf that frenchy bastard emilie is up to

this is long

leather pants are ..............hit or miss

spandex is WRONG puke

walls are good at tennis

im rambling time to stop and sleep...haha yea right
DECEMBER 2, 2005 @ 12:22 AM | NO COMMENTS


I am clean i washed myself. feels good

I got my lit brite working i put some in a set so check em out
OCTOBER 17, 2005 @ 10:47 PM | 3 COMMENTS


Why am I in such a horrible mood? Im anxious and lonely for no pinpointable reason. I hate this. theres no reason I should be in this mood. I feel like crying and its pissing me off because I feel like I dont have a good enough reason.

I have the next 3 days off, I just got back from vegas yesterday. I need to listento more music. I havent been spending enough time with me lately, maybe thats it. maybe its just been too long since I last had a good oppurtunity to just let out the day's shittiness and its just built up till now.

It all started when Becca wanted to shave my face. I was really scared but i wanted her to do i but ive been butchered in the past do I was nervous.....and jsut right then my karma level plummeted and I wasnt able to recover. I think it progressed worse all night over at daves and $2 margarita night at chevy's. and by the time Becca and Carolyn dropped me off I was all blarged out.

why the fuck am I writing in this...I just wish I had someone to talk to.
OCTOBER 10, 2005 @ 02:33 PM | NO COMMENTS


The light I bought for my lite brite wasnt bright enough (2 watts) so I bought a 4 watt and well see how it goes tonight.

Becca & Carolyn are in chicago and dave is in school which means I have no one to hang out with or smoke cigs with ;[

Last night I climbed onto the ledge on my apt to smoke a cig and watch the stars and listen to led zepplin's no quarter and think about the coo lpeople in my life and how much i miss them.

Orion was there, like he is always calling me I always see him 1st in the sky. I wonder if ill ever find out why I feel a strange connection with the dumbest grouping of stars...

I wish it was colder. I hate sunny weather, I dont get to wear any of my sweatshirts
OCTOBER 8, 2005 @ 01:03 PM | NO COMMENTS


Nick-
Aussie is wearing a SLIP! Now you know.
-Lezbians
OCTOBER 1, 2005 @ 12:12 PM | 1 COMMENT


Yawn....

Getting drunk always leaves me awake early and with no breakfast.

So other than work going extremely well what the fuck else is happenin, We were supposed to goto the burlesque show in SF last night but it sold out ;[ so we just got drunk at daves house. mmmm wait a sec Ima gonna have a smoke ill be right...bak

ok now that thats over with um I will post a good picture or 2

Me and Dave gettin drunk before rudy's party, I puked like 2 mins later


I like to call it fireworks styles




Tolls arent always as bad as they are in sf


HADOKEN!


I made this for someones birthday Get the joke?


me at Niagra Falls
SEPTEMBER 28, 2005 @ 12:12 AM | 6 COMMENTS


Well Ive been back from my trip for a week or 2. Ive been working at the new starbucks down the way and it fuckin is so much better than my last store....for gods sake I hope my old boss fuckin runs into a sliding glass door and gets a little sense knocked into him.

Well the trip the trip. for now ill just list some of my favorites experiences.

The CN tower in toronto (the hot babe capitol of the world!) was fuckin great. The 1400 foot high building with a FREAKIN GLASS FLOOR! I felt like while E coyote running off a cliff on that thing.

when we got to JC's house we were blowin shit up with firecrackers we got in wyoming and gettin drunk.

Although the tiny rubber dinosaurs were invulnerable to our tiny explosives, the dead crawdad wasnt! Unanimously voted the best video of the trip HAHAHA!

The empire state building and the statue of liberty are must sees. Even thought its kin of a touristy thing to do it still is really cool. The statue reminds me of how history portrays america as having faith in their leaders. I wish I could have been around for those days.


In wyoming I saw a billboard that advertised soy deisel. Soy is like the weed of the vegitarian world. It can be made into fuckin anything

I say fuck alot haha

of all the states and canada the prettiest drive was idaho. everywhere else is fuckin farms and desert and who needs that shit for 27 hours of driving scenery? Not me me I tell ya!

for visual:
here are some pics from the first 6 days or so from our trip. I'm the honkey chubster
My Roadtrip pics days 1-6ish

The salt flats are really cool but they're wet. and the great salt lake wasnt so great. It wa filled with bugs and dead birds. Dont wear sandals lest ye get to kick many a gnat

getting drunk on the streets of times square was rad. Soooo many people but we did see some low riders bunpoin old school rap and weird 8 way/people bikes. Dave wanted me to take pics of him flipping off all the shitty advertisements and it turned out great on film! ill post pics up in a bit

did i mention that toronto is filled with hot BABES!

Canada has my official seal of approval <(*.*<)
they have catsup chips!

in chicago you can eat piza in a restaurant and smoke too! fuck pussy californians sometimes

Im done.
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