Time for an update! Soo many pictures and a few for the next blog as well!



Last week Jack and I decided to be kitties for a costume party only he and I dressed up for.
I was a kitty princess.




sooo gone. my whiskers were messed up because I reapplied them in the car. we kept eskimo kissing so they kept rubbing off. I'll post a picture of him later, my phone has no signal right now.

He was the cat in the hat. It was so adorable. God I love that kid.


I wear too much makeup. and wtf with my eyebrows? I swear its a shadow or something! lol


The day before I left to CA I pulled an all night so I could spend more time with Jack. Can we say bags under my eyes? fuckkk.


One of our last adventures was going to a park by the beach and listening to the Beatles on my micro-suede blanket and Tempurpedic pillow. We brought the hookah, but forgot the lighter. It was really nice. I gave him my mushroom hat, blanket, and pillow to watch over until I got back. The next morning he said he was really sad the night before, but slept really well because it was so comfy. We had a very..er.. interesting last couple of hours..

Oliver, if you call me a hippie I swear I'll punch you in the buttcheeks.



It was his puppy's 10th birthday the last night I was there and his sister got him a bone thats bigger than he is


I don't know.. I think we just got back from hotboxing and had a camera phone fight.


WARi! ..you know.. WARi.


Tud and Marmalade [aka "marm-alarm"]


Tud! Sooo cute! I miss him.


They had babies! I'm a gramma!

YES! Does that mean I'm a gilf?


I think I'm in New York or LA in this. No, I don't have a fupa! I was wearing layers.

However, I do have Dunkin' Donuts, suck it!

The airport trip was awful at first. I hate when I need help from someone in an airport.. they act so offended when you need them to do their job. Bitch, you get PAID to do this, so stop being rude before I fucking slice you.

The flight to LA was nice though. I sat next to the most gorgeous girl ever. and like the true guy that I am, I ignored her every time she'd try to make conversation.. up until the last hour or two anyway. I was playing a game and when she looked over and was like, "ooh you're so good." I couldn't resist. Sucker for a pretty face and all.


When I got back to my apartment it was a complete wreck and looked like a dorm. There was no food except icecream, one frozen pizza, two rounds of cheese, and a fuck ton of alcohol.



and theres more I DIDN'T take a picture of.

There was also a lot of random stains EVERYWHERE. It was nasty. So naturally, I called my husband a piggy and sanitized everything. It actually looks somewhat like a home now.

Especially because of..

my new fishy! Matt LeBlanc!

I love him soo much!

We went to Petco to find a fishy and the guy there was AMAZING [and really cute]. He actually knew what he was talking about when it comes to animals. It definitely gave me a boner. He helped me find the prettiest fishies and then picked out Matt LeBlanc for me. I'll take a better picture soon because he's REALLY pretty.

When we were about to leave we made a joke about wanting a fish that was pescatarian and he was like, "You want to see a fishy eat another fishy?"

husband and I in unison -"YES."

so he took two poor little fishies and fed them to a big mean JERK FISH.

It was rad.

Every time husband and I are out together we run into the most interesting people.


Oh and we saw Wall*e tonight and it was an amazing movie. Best one I've seen in a while.



More to come later. Nice to be back in CA, but I miss a certain someone sooo much. It hurts :/

I'll take pictures of the apartment, beach, and town tomorrow.


xoxox
soya