"TK is very often the voice of reason, when he's not busy being the voice of cutting wit and allegory, or, in many cases, all three."

"Another fellow _Underscorn_.

-TM"

"He's the father of my children, the distributor of my bruises, and one of the wittiest people on this damn site. Plus he's a redhead. I have a thing for redheads, but that's probably just my own narcissism."

"For the last time, "Honing your newfound skills," is no reason to go around tossing everyones salad. That's just plain slutty."

"this guy is the ultimate asshole.

people should just run away fat, before he gets close enough to give them an STD.

I should know....he gave me several.

fucking cuntsack."

"One of the most articulate people on the site, and funny."

"Sean's the raddest. Plain and simple. It is quite possible that we're dopplegangers and that the world will explode if we ever get in the same room together. However, we shall tempt fate soon enough by hanging out and ordering shirley temples and roy rogers-es. Then we'll have our conclusion. I await this discovery with bated breath."

"He's got the fucking sharpest wit on SG by far.

And he's so hot. I mean look at those lips. Just.....kissable. Yum. "