Move to Bristol, enjoy views, lovely eh?


Become scared by station police:



See graffiti and run away:


Find place to live + defend:


Find nearest pub to new house

(Formally the pub in 'The Young Ones', though the inside is rather different now)

Find better named venue at Bristol Festival:

Moon on a Stick
Another Stewart Lee link, since he is AWESOME!

Realise graffiti isn't so bad:



But, get scared by the local fashions:


Slide away along cunningly polished rock face:


Run away as far as possible, until the end is reached:


But passport control is too tight:


Find giant reflecty-ball thing:


Consider options over Cream Tea:


Find giant bubbles:


And realise quite how weird chocolate looks in real life on the tree:


And how the Eden Project is doing evil plant-animal experiments:


Become a pirate at some place called Glastonbury


See fire and smoke breathing dragons:


Get excited by We are Scientists:


Label wood by campfire in drunken stupor:


Go to Halloween party as Frankenstein's Monster with Old Greg