age: 29 (May 09, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Your Mother's Favorite Milkman

crush: :(

stats: 5'7 -with mongoose reflexes

i lost my virginity: ..and I thank you Barry Manilow, Thank You.

fantasy: -having a syndrome named after me.

most humbling moment: Talking to a Holocaust Survivor beats out, pretty much everything...

into: Punching unicorns,The lost art of flirting, My Grandpa's stories,Collecting Old books,Words and their history,Witnessing car crashes, swapping babies on the black market, the KGB, Polydactyl Piano Players,Smirks, Winking, Falling down stairs, Awkward Moments, Intelligence, Eyes, Winking, Smart Ass Remarks, Ancient History, pushing doors on the wrong side, Field Trips, Tree houses, underground tunnels, Pushing buttons

makes me happy: Suprises, Old Maps, Ju Jitsu, Assasination Attempts, Stolen Masterpieces, Old Books, Falling out of trees, Fireworks and warming my hands over a toaster.

body mods: you would have look into my eyes and tell me which one is fake...otherwise you wouldnt be able to notice.

makes me sad: projectile vomiting, and when people shorten the names of famous people..saying " i like Dylan" rather " yea, i like bob dylan" -the term 'fucking-A"

gets me hot: Sarcasm, intelligence, Eyes, -Winking,Biting, Hip Bones, Wit, Smiles, Dark hair, pale skin, Smirks...Accents and generally speaking Spanish.