into: big tits, big asses, big eyes, big hearts.
not into: culturally cultivated entitlement, victimology, radical misandric feminism.
makes me happy: conservative big mouths.
makes me sad: when the suicide girls megastore closes early on sunday. girls obsessing about their breasts and laughing at penis obsessed males.
hobbies: trading suicide girl trading cards
5 things i can't live without: m,y suicide girls pajamas, my suicide girls comic books, my suicide giels toothpaste, my suicide girls lunch kit, my sucide girls pocket pussy.
vices: Suicide Girls collectable figurines
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: trying to pick up suicide girls at the suicide girls coffee shop.
occupation: Musician, social critic, myth buster.
current crush: Drew Barrymore, 346 suicide girls, all together to make a sandwich in a hot tub.
stats: 7.5
body mods: gigantic penile implant to make the bitches say "whoaaat that faacckk??!!!"
heroes: ..heather mills of course... she's such a strong and independant rolemodel.
gets me hot: A larger curvy body and big bouncy boobies.
favorite position: short hair, don't care. big thighs, big eyes. big hips and big tits... cracking those whips.
fantasy: drew barrymore 1996.
My wife 2008
....both of them together, 2009!
sign: of the times.
most humbling moment: when i got to meet suicide santa at the mall.
i lost my virginity: with the suicide girls blow up doll collection.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a man
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Grumpy Conservative
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Hillbilly, Punk, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Fuck you, I defy categories
