bands:

1. Neil Young,Dylan,Kidneythieves,Dead Kennedys,Sonic Youth,Social Distortion,Jorma/Hot Tuna
2. Janis,Shel Silverstein,Butthole Surfers,Professor Longhair
3. Husker Du,Hank Williams Sr,Johnny Cash,Beatles,Stones,Dead Milkmen,Meat Puppets,Jack Off Jill,
4. Dave Grohl/Foo Fighters,Dresden Dolls,Tim Curry,Richard O'Brien
5. Nikki Sudden,Jeff Buckley,Crucifux,Dr. John,Neville Brothers
6. Miles Davis,Charlie
7. David Bromberg,John Hiatt,Elmore James,Robert Johnson,Leadbelly
8. Little Feat,White Stripes,Grateful Dead,Tom Waits,Bill Monroe,Jimmie Rodgers
9. Joni Mitchell,Jefferson Hairpie,Leftover Salmon,Allman Brothers
10. Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper,Too many more

films:

1. Harold & Maude
2. Rocky Horror Picture Show
3. Old B & W/Classics
4. Liquid Sky
5. Un Chien Andalou
6. Baby Snakes
7. Avant Garde stuff
8. Robert Having A Nipple Pierced
9. Anything featuring naugas

books:

1. All Robert Charles Wilson
2. Hunter S. Thompson
3. Robert A. Heinlein
4. Douglass Adams
5. Orson Scott Card
6. The Egyptian Book of the Dead
7. The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat
8. I'm With The Band
9. Gobel, Escher,Bach
10. Shel Silverstein (and his music)

tv shows:

1. House
2. Monk
3. Law & Order SVU
4. History/Discovery Channel
5. Family Guy
6. 30 Rock
7. Austin City Limits
8. How I Met Your Mother
9. The Class

Video Games:

1. Tetris
2. Astrobeer

into: Music (listening and playing/writing), reading & writing, art

makes me happy: Happiness-inducing things, events, activities, and people.

makes me sad: The suck-cess of Reality TV; Reading the entire comics section and none of it's funny; People pronouncing it "Nuke-you-ler" instead of "Nu-cle-ar." How freaking hard is that????

hobbies: Listening to and making music, enjoying and creating art, reading/writing, outdoorsy stuff, cooking for others

5 things i can't live without: Guitar, pen, Thoughts, PC, Pooping

vices: I'm the veritable embodiment of innocence. You can trust me.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Staking my future on a Hell of a past.

occupation: Hunting the horny back toad.

current crush: Sarah Silverman

stats: 5'9" or 5'10" Brown hair, Blue eyes, Flesh-coloured pecker of varying dimensions

heroes: Villains

gets me hot: Aggressive women; Submissive women; oh Hell, Women in general

favorite position: I'll show you mine if you show me yours

fantasy: I wish I was a trapper - I would give a thousand pelts - To sleep with Pocahantas - And find out how she felt - In the morning, on the Fields of Green - In the Homeland we've never seen

sign: If You Plant Ice, You're Gonna Harvest Wind

most humbling moment: Realizing how lame the original thing I posted here was

i lost my virginity: . . . and now I need someone else's

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories