into: Girls with excellent fashion sense

makes me happy: Flirting with attractive women.

makes me sad: Knowing that no matter how hot she is, Jessica Alba will just never EVER be a good actress.

5 things i can't live without: Duct tape, markers, extra socks, toothpaste, drumsticks(does that count as two?)

vices: I'm a sucker for a pretty face.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Maelstrom maker

current crush: I'm crushing your head.

stats: Five for five with 10 OA points

body mods: I've got the slamminest hat

gets me hot: Summer.

fantasy: To meet a girl who within minutes I know we're soul mates, and we'll run off into a meadow naked, and then we'll do it while happy meadow penguins cheer us on. Ok maybe that's a little much.

sign: One way

most humbling moment: "You're daughter is really going to be a heartbreaker when she grows up." "His name Jeffrey." "Oh....OH......um....well....I'm sure he's just a demon with the ladies!!!"

i lost my virginity: and my wallet.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Straight Edge, Hipster, Bookworm