5 things i can't live without: Paperclip, String, rubber band, 2 pennys, and my trusty swiss army knife

vices: Buffalo Chicken Fingers....soooooo good.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Doing something that makes it "not free time". Lately, I've liked to sleep alot.

 

gender: male

occupation: Chef meister

stats: Chubby but athletic. Bizzare, I know. 6' 260#.

body mods: I get my hair cut once a month or so

heroes: Lamest. Show. Ever.

gets me hot: The metric system and body mods on people you don't expect them on. And pink hair. I love pink hair, especially on that E-Surance chick.

favorite position: Perihelion

i lost my virginity: In the couch. I think It's down there with the remote?

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Valley Girl, Designwank, Retro, Hippy, Hipster, Geek, Fuck you, I defy categories.