"Soon enough a little bit of his goodness will be inside me.

And by a little -- i mean a lot."

"This man eats the worst food ever and tells us about it. I will never be that courageous, so I admire him for it."

"Still a beer-drinker, thank god."

"Isn't the CEO of BK a vegetarian? Last I heard, that man was. Maybe that's gospel gossip? But he did institute a veggie burger from Morning Star that you can only get at BK. God bless the background."

"He's a good friend who helps remind us all about the truly important things in life- beer, friends, hilarity and boobs. And meat. Lots and lots of meat."

"His butthole lacks some of the qualities of a princess butthole, but it is at least a ducal butthole, or mayhaps a marquis de butthole. More research is required. Not it."

"He is as smart as he is funny, as kind as he is smart and as warm as he all of the above. All in all he is better than you.

I love this guy."

"OMFG he's sooooooooooo dreamy!"

"He pooped in my toilet!"

"i will be forever indebted to him for indelibly etching the image of a Houston Astros cap onto my brain; and the subsequent envisioning of that "fisty cap", that i now perform consciously and subconsciously, onto every thing and person i come into contact with in my daily life.

thanks for the memories, asshole! "

"best pictures ever."

"this gentlemen is one FUNNY motherfucker!"

"he is the best..funniest most wonderful guy i know"

"Ni!"