bands:

1. AC/DC
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Black Sabbath
4. White Zombie
5. Buckethead
6. Tool
7. Ween
8. Bill Monroe
9. Motorhead
10. Dethklok

films:

1. Blues Brothers
2. The Big Lebowski
3. Grumpy Old Men
4. Return of the Living Dead
5. Escape from New York
6. Aliens
7. A Nightmare on Elm Street
8. Battle Royale
9. Dawn of the Dead
10. Planet of the Dinosaurs

books:

1. Necronomicon - Abdul Alhazred
2. It - Stephen King
3. Radical Brewing - Randy Mosher
4. Designing Great Beers: The Ultimate Guide to Brewing Classic Beer Styles - Ray Daniels
5. The Compleat Meadmaker - Ken Schramm
6. Brewing Classic Styles: 80 Winning Recipes Anyone Can Brew - Jamil Zainasheff
7. Brew Like a Monk - Stan Hieronymus

tv shows:

1. Arrested Development
2. The IT Crowd
3. Red Dwarf
4. Always Sunny
5. Man vs Food
6. Metalocalypse
7. Squidbillies

into: Scratching where it itches, regardless of the occasion.

not into: Drama.

makes me happy: gravy.

makes me sad: surprise diarrhea.

hobbies: gravy, hating tofu, making other people look more attractive by comparison, saying funny things when you take a drink of milk, etc.

5 things i can't live without: beer, love, air, cheese, her

vices: Crockett and Tubbs

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: being awesome.

occupation: Occupier of space

stats: Fatty fatty two by four

body mods: Pale, chunky, hairy, limpy

heroes: Walter Matthau

gets me hot: stairs

favorite position: beer in right hand

fantasy: A beer so malty it enables a human to travel either forward or reverse in time depending on duration and volume of each ingestion.

sign: The Finger

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting