bands:

1. AC/DC
2. Led Zeppelin
3. Black Sabbath
4. White Zombie
5. Buckethead
6. Tool
7. Ween
8. Bill Monroe

 

into: Gravy, scarlett johansson's pert rack

not into: Tofu

makes me happy: Gravy

makes me sad: Tofu

hobbies: Gravy, hating tofu

5 things i can't live without: Gravy, gravy, gravy, gravy, bacon

vices: Crockett and Tubbs

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: being awesome.

 

gender: male

occupation: Occupier of space

stats: Fatty fatty two by four

body mods: Pale

heroes: Walter Matthau

gets me hot: stairs

favorite position: beer in right hand

fantasy: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck!

sign: The Finger

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: I'm a total stoner