thought you might find this funny

So, are you in town?

So then, could you call it a Sag-way?

hey dude, just stopping by to tell you:

A.) i miss your column, and hope you find i.) the time to write a new one soon, and ii.) a food worthy enough to lambaste.

and

B.) as one fast food connoisseur to another, i highly recommend a food for you to try if you haven't already (not at all suited to the aforementioned category of A.ii.): the Jack in the Box BBQ Bacon Sirloin Burger (if they offer it in your area). I haven't been this impressed with a fast food burger in a long time. i'm going back tonight for another one; my mouth is already watering. the one criticism i have of the burger is that it could have used more BBQ sauce, but overall it was very tasty, from the quality of the meat, to the freshness and warmness of the bakery-style bun, and the boldness of the onion rings and crispness of the bacon. anyway, if you try it, lemme know what you think!

(side note: if i keep eating like this, i'm going to need one of those Segways soon.)

I can't believe you were in Portland and you didn't bring me a burrito.

disregard my last post. i had another one tonight and it wasn't as good as the first. they messed up the bacon, and overall, it just wasn't as good. not bad, but not that great.

I've been there. and I think the ice rink may be the only redeeming element of that place aside from the $12 shorts I got at ross. Malls. No matter how big they are I always get claustrophobic. Mybe its because of Dawn of the Dead.

Mmm, giant burrito. From La Sirenita, or somewhere else? I've oddly been craving the veggie burrito from Taco del Mar of all places. Inauthentic Mexican food is my favorite!

That wasn't a discriminatory comment, was it?

no, i had plans to go to vegas...

good times indeed.