So my facebook got deleted... thats awesome. My fan page went with it so can you all like it and promote it like crazy? That would be super awesome. I lost a lot of photographer contacts too, which really really sucks. BUT here is the new one!

www.Facebook.com/smurfasaursuicide

go make some magic happen SGland!

I am sickly again with either allergies or a sinius infection or something I keep getting the WORST ear aches, mom you lied I never grew out of ear infections...

I got dread extensions....



Today, I gasp... went through every single fucking photo on my computer. It took like 4 hours but I wanted everything to be organized to be able to restart the fan page and my personal page quicker and easier. I found some shit... and some stuff... wow and some dj mixes from 2005 pretty awesome!

so now there will be some throw backs and some con shots


Look how untattooed I am


look how awesome I was


this was from my first time in philly... I actually just saw the kid im sitting next to like 2 weeks ago


Party time excellent... i seriously hurt myself so much that night

this weekend has been busy as fuck!

friday I gogo ed a double shift.... then got wasted as fuck haha

saturday i had to gogo again 12-4

then i had a juggling workshop! dropping with style more of a preformance/ creative flow workshop than a technical juggling thing. Thom Wall was the instructor holy balls is he a sex kitten. My brain and my hands stopped working when he was looking at me. My roommate aggrees (showed her a picture) He is an amazing juggler, super funny. If you ever get a chance to see him preform DO IT.


then I went to the nut hut saloon with some friends from pennhurst! tine-tine preformed.... go listen to her music it is amazing. i was laughing hystarically

'tine-'tine
https://www.facebook.com/pages/tine-tine/87261611735

and the wonderful Bunny Savage!
BUNNY SAVAGE
https://www.facebook.com/bunny.savage.3

he is also hilarious and a wonderful person!


then sunday I had a pinup shoot! arial workshop and fire jam and MSI!

Whats this? A BLOG? I have been neglecting the shit out of this site Sorry! I have been traveling a lot and I cant really write a blog on my phone But I have lots to tell you all.... maybe? life has been crazy!

So lets see what did I do... Uhhh quit my job! More time for touring the world! er... the east coast states within 20 hours of my house! who knows? maybe one day!

So I preformed with Lil Steph The Squidling Brothers and Pain Solution! The show was amazing! Everyones acts were so great me and lil steph did burlesque and the other groups preformed amazing sideshow acts. If you ever get the chance to see them when they are touring GO! Do it!

And at around 1:00 in the morning at that show we realized my friends were going to pittsburg the following morning... to the same show that they were going to... So I got to hop onto the second show of their tour at WonderSleeze! it was at a really awesome theater where they showed Cross Bearer and had some more amazing preformances!


After the show in pittsburg we stayed in pittsburg for the weekend for Horror Realm! Im not going to lie it was the worst convention of my life... Like worst thing I have ever been to. It was bad. but we made our own fun! we watched the re-penatrator in the hallway and got wasted. but there was an apperance from sargent kabuki mam


then the very next weekend we were off to Chicago! The chicago tattoo arts convention was a blast! I met new friends, got really really drunk the first night and pretty much slept all day until our show saturday... haha oh well. Got my lip scalpeled by John D he is awesome I highly recomend getting work done by him!


We actually got stuck in Chicago an extra night because of a massive thunder storm! whoops! oh well we still had fun then had to drive home boo shitty 15 hours in a car! and it was snowing... pretty much the whole way.

This weekend we had the I.B.S movie premeir and the PHILLY ZOMBIE CRAWL! Both were a blast the crowd at the ibs thing were really awesome. loud cheering really supportive. awesome. Im sad that I couldnt go to sus-con that looked like way more fun! and i keep seeing pics and friends are sending me pics and it looks like a blast and i couldnt go But I still had fun and did my show and a shoot in Coney Island!










Have you guys ever played cards against humanity? its amazing... this is what I won with its the truth


Btw have you heard of THUNDER SNOW?


TROMA!


I know this is long as shit but I have been a busy lady and not blogging nearly as much as i should! so i will leave you with a picture of me on my unicycle



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So I started juggling... and I bought a unicycle it will be here in the mail in 3-5 days stay tuned for injury photos

the show went well last night! it was amazing! AND I GET A DAY OFF TOMORROW!

holy shit day off

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go like the facebook page! Smurfasaur SG photos from the john waters burlesque show and the M room show with DisGraceLAND family freakshow, rigor mortis revue and coffin fly

hey i didnt drop off the face of the earth, im still alive! haha

I havent really been doing much because i work constantly... so much going on! we are super short handed at work and it really sucks. money is awesome but working pretty much every day sucks.

but i did go to the philly tattoo convention! and preformed with RIGOR MORTIS REVUE! yay

Rigor and DISCRACELAND family freakshow are preforming this SUNDAY at the M room in philadelphia! I will be preforming burlesque and sideshow! come out... do it

i got my fucking arm finished! fucking finally

you can see pictures on my instagram for some reason i cant get the photos to load here

instsagram name: smurfasaur

I feel like I haven't been on here for forever! I have been super busy with a new job and holiday hours but they are over now and they are back to normal hours! yay I got a job at bare essentials! yeah a real job! Paying taxes and shit! i even get part time benifets but i hear that they arent really worth the money so I still need to find insurance elsewere. It's a pretty cool job I like it all the girls are rad. Most of the customers are cool. I have to have a normal hair color though which sucks but oh well. at least i don;t have to cover my tattoos.

I think I'm having a quarter life crisis my birthday is coming up and I think I do not want to get any older. I also need to be healthier. I'm trying to drink water and do yoga, and just eat healthier altogether. I really need to quit smoking, and its really hard.

Also I have a twitter again. @smurfasaur_sg

I hope everyones christmas and new years was a good one!


ALSO I am looking for information on a herman knollenberg. If anyone has any information send it my way. I know he invented something and i want to know what. I have searched patents can't find anything so if anyone has ideas on how to find out let me know

New set in Member Review! Rowdy check it out!

http://suicidegirls.com/members/Smurfasaur/albums/site/31504/

Happy Haloween! Everyone please stay safe there are tons of amateur alcoholics out tonight don't drive drunk!

New set in member review shot by the amazing brooklyn! go check it out the title should totally be HERE I AM....ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE because I'm pretty sure that aquaman and chuthulu used their powers to see my nakedness. Just a theory though.




Free print to a random friend when my fanpage hits 1500 fans! chosen at random!
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I also have a twitter account that I SWEAR will keep up with this time. Follow me @Smurfasaur_sg

I'm doing better at keeping up with instagram too! also smurfasaur follow that shit!

By the way I was a extra that gets killed in Return to Nuk'em High so I will leave you with this

video by rodieshow! yay

also prints are in! 20$ 11X14 only 4 left

this image!