I passed my audition last night, I am now a stripper!
I just hope it's true what they say about the money. I really got my heart set on a Shadow Hills Master Compressor, and those puppies don't come cheap!

Yeah, last night was a real hoot but now more so than ever I feel that I really oughta learn to moonwalk. It worked great for MJ, maybe I could make some dollar bills really fly with that!

Navel high ferns have completely taken over my yard. Next year I should have enough fiddleheads to feed my village.

My iguana laid an egg on mothers day. I thought that was appropriate.

And a happy mothers day to all the mothers out there. Well....a happy belated mothers day at least!

Smallest black hole known to human kind discovered in our galaxy -->

"Tiny but intense, with a mass 3.8 times that of the sun and a diameter of only 15 miles (24 kilometers), this black hole in the Milky Way galaxy "is really pushing the limits" of our understanding of the phenomenon, according a NASA scientist from Goddard Space Flight Center in Maryland."


The Grammys get it right for once -->

"The 2008 Grammy for Best Traditional Folk Album goes to Levon Helm for Dirt Farmer!"


And I thought Bill Gates was the richest man alive -->

1.) Warren Buffet: 61.0 billion

2.) Carlos "Slim" Helu: 60.0 billion

3.) Bill Gates: 58.0 billion


So I been studying electical engineering, playing the organ, and looking for a job with what to make money to buy amps and ganja.

I wanna give a shout out to Iggy and Cybele.

It's been awhile since I've posted.
Oddly enough, I'd like to comment on the fact that I've just learned that Pop Staples died in '95.

Guess I'm not just behind on blog posts.

Anyhow, I've been holed up in a warehouse in Cranston looking for work, working on my short stories, novels, and music, and kinda loving my new hermetic life.

Still, I miss my old friends.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I just paid $185.45 for a Sunn Colliseum-300 amp! That shit will porbably cost $100.00 dollars to fix! Guess who's shitting rainbows right now!!!!!!

A he he he he he he he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So it's been eons since I posted last.

Not really sure what to say at this point.

Guess I'll just post random things so as to at least have a new post.

Since my last post I've-

-Been kicked out of a country band...

-Purchased a pedal steel (my dream intrument)...

-Eaten more noodles than you...

-Fallen in love with that song "Umbrealla" by Rhianna...

-Gotten serious dental work done (with a capital "serious")...

-Purchased tickets to see Gringerman open for The White Stripes in NYC on the 24th ( you going?)...

-Read "The Holographic Unvierse" (it had some slow a[rts, but is overall worth the time that it takes)...

-Becaome totally un-enamoured with my job.

That's an incomplete rundown of events.

the other day a college aged girl was standing in line at my work when her friend approached her holding a can of nuts.

friend: "are these the kinda of peanuts that you wanted?"

girl in line: "those aren't peanuts, those are cashews."

friend: "peanuts, cashews, whatever. They both grow on the same tree."


things that make you go hhmmmmmmmm.........

Well, if they can fake a moon landing, isn't it plausable that the men in the shadows fixed The Superbowl? It makes sence to me. The Bears shoulda had that.

Come pay me a visit sometime. I'll be in my basement, or should I say....Superbowl XLI Deniers HQ.

*sob*

Robert Anton Wilson died this morning at 4:50 A.M.

fffuuucckkk.

Rest in peace brother.