Well, the hand healed up pretty well.... but in the middle of all of that my monitor went on the fritz and I just got too lazy to have anything done about it (that was a waste of one month's membership fees on the SG site, *grumbles*) but everything seems to be working ok, except for the fact that I didn't bother to turn the computer off while the monitor was out so I have a lot of explaining to yahoo people who messaged me why I didn't answer them for a month even though it listed me as online. Ah well, they'll either understand why or remove me, sucks but so it goes.
That aside, ONLY FIVE days left before the Nine Inch Nails/Bauhaus concert!! lol, I'm already tearing through my closet to figure out what to wear... I'm such a chick sometimes!
Hopefully now that I'm back, the same friends I made will remember me!
That aside, ONLY FIVE days left before the Nine Inch Nails/Bauhaus concert!! lol, I'm already tearing through my closet to figure out what to wear... I'm such a chick sometimes!
Hopefully now that I'm back, the same friends I made will remember me!
Got a couple yahoo messages over the past couple days from some new friends I made here and added me, asking if I'm still alive. I am. BUT, I tried to rescue some feral kittens (the mother delivered another litter then abandoned them when they were old enough to make it to my house to scrounge yet again as she does EVERY spring!). Problem this time, when I was gathering up the two that are left to take to a farm that has barn cats and is cool with it, one went into the carrier fine, the other went crazy and tore both my hands apart, and being feral cats, both my hands are like balloons and I'm on massive antibiotics so typing isn't that easy right now. Can't really chat on yahoo, can't type fast enough, and answering when I get the messages could have me in chat and typing and it hurts TOO much.
In the meantime...for amusement and because it saves me a lot of typing (too late, already am hurting from what I did type) I send the following amusements... man I'll probably lose half my male friends over this! *smirk*
BEGIN AMUSEMENT:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you
the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors
would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said -
That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the
sofa and fart.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to
them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could
have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her
husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
/amusement
(I'll be catching up on replies soon, when swelling goes down and I'm less ouchie)
In the meantime...for amusement and because it saves me a lot of typing (too late, already am hurting from what I did type) I send the following amusements... man I'll probably lose half my male friends over this! *smirk*
BEGIN AMUSEMENT:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his
Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted
to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you
the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors
would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said -
That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the
sofa and fart.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to
them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could
have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her
husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
A PRAYER....
Dear Lord,
I pray for wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
/amusement
(I'll be catching up on replies soon, when swelling goes down and I'm less ouchie)
I don't know why, but this just creeps me out a little.
I was cruising around the internet looking for some pics of certain long haired Guitarists when I came across a search for random long haired guy pics... thought interesting, will check that out.
So I get there, and this guy has up over 7000 pics of long haired guys. A lot of them are studio porn shots he snagged online, but about half of them are shots he took while sneaking about at Venice beach with his camera hidden so he can put them up on his site, rate what he thinks is hot about them, then there's a space for random lewd comments for all his pic fans to make.
Sure that's legal and all that, but it just seems creepy to think that while you're strolling around enjoying a sunny day, you could end up on a website to be looked over and rated and have comments like "those" made about you without your knowledge. I know, we put UP more risque pics of ourselves anyways, but at least I have the knowledge they're up and I chose to do so.
Even worse, there was a pic of two boys that look like they were no older than 14 that everyone was drooling over. Someone said later on they were boys from some Moffat band and they were brothers not lovers and now they're old and fat. Made me raise an eyebrow thinking who cares if they were either, they're TOO YOUNG even if they ARE old now!
Some things are just creepy... and believe me, for ME to say that, it's meant.
**Update on this post**
Every now and then... ok, about 50% of the time, when I make a comment to someone in their journal thingy, I ended up with double posts... ticked me off severely because I KNOW I didn't double click the mouse or anyting, couldn't figure out WHY! Just figured it out. I get lazy sometimes and instead of taking the long way around to get somewhere, I just hit the back button. Seems if you hit back after making a post, it reposts it. *grumbles* Sorry to any of you that have me "doubletalking".... now that I know what causes it, I won't be doing it any more, but the back button will be a hard habit to break.
I was cruising around the internet looking for some pics of certain long haired Guitarists when I came across a search for random long haired guy pics... thought interesting, will check that out.
So I get there, and this guy has up over 7000 pics of long haired guys. A lot of them are studio porn shots he snagged online, but about half of them are shots he took while sneaking about at Venice beach with his camera hidden so he can put them up on his site, rate what he thinks is hot about them, then there's a space for random lewd comments for all his pic fans to make.
Sure that's legal and all that, but it just seems creepy to think that while you're strolling around enjoying a sunny day, you could end up on a website to be looked over and rated and have comments like "those" made about you without your knowledge. I know, we put UP more risque pics of ourselves anyways, but at least I have the knowledge they're up and I chose to do so.
Even worse, there was a pic of two boys that look like they were no older than 14 that everyone was drooling over. Someone said later on they were boys from some Moffat band and they were brothers not lovers and now they're old and fat. Made me raise an eyebrow thinking who cares if they were either, they're TOO YOUNG even if they ARE old now!
Some things are just creepy... and believe me, for ME to say that, it's meant.
**Update on this post**
Every now and then... ok, about 50% of the time, when I make a comment to someone in their journal thingy, I ended up with double posts... ticked me off severely because I KNOW I didn't double click the mouse or anyting, couldn't figure out WHY! Just figured it out. I get lazy sometimes and instead of taking the long way around to get somewhere, I just hit the back button. Seems if you hit back after making a post, it reposts it. *grumbles* Sorry to any of you that have me "doubletalking".... now that I know what causes it, I won't be doing it any more, but the back button will be a hard habit to break.
Hooked on Tarantino's "Hostel"
Saw this movie a couple weeks ago, and resaw it yesterday thanks to a promo that was unlocked on the ppv channels free of charge.
I seriously can't get enough of this film! Not only is it Tarantino at his warped best in the feel of it all (yes I know HE didn't write this one, but you can always tell WHY he was drawn to be "THEE GUY" to get it done by the sick style).
The premise of the film itself is wicked, BUT, the thing that was pointed out to me by the person I watched it with the first time, that one couldn't miss anyways, was the fact that even though ONE of the victims IS a victim, there's NO hesitation to the fact that he can kill without thought or apparant remorse. The whole movie rocks! Some say "Not for the squeemish" but I've seen worse.
And if you ARE a Tarantino fan, there's also a flick out there that not many people know about that I loved. Black Comedy that he discovered at a film festival as a short and made it feature length called Curdled. The main character in it is totally warped and there's an awesome twist at the end. Be sure to watch his interview in the added bonuses section too!
Saw this movie a couple weeks ago, and resaw it yesterday thanks to a promo that was unlocked on the ppv channels free of charge.
I seriously can't get enough of this film! Not only is it Tarantino at his warped best in the feel of it all (yes I know HE didn't write this one, but you can always tell WHY he was drawn to be "THEE GUY" to get it done by the sick style).
The premise of the film itself is wicked, BUT, the thing that was pointed out to me by the person I watched it with the first time, that one couldn't miss anyways, was the fact that even though ONE of the victims IS a victim, there's NO hesitation to the fact that he can kill without thought or apparant remorse. The whole movie rocks! Some say "Not for the squeemish" but I've seen worse.
And if you ARE a Tarantino fan, there's also a flick out there that not many people know about that I loved. Black Comedy that he discovered at a film festival as a short and made it feature length called Curdled. The main character in it is totally warped and there's an awesome twist at the end. Be sure to watch his interview in the added bonuses section too!
This gives the term "Boob Job" a whole new twist! lol
Ok.... I understand that whatever floats your boat is fine.... but SERIOUSLY... isn't there SOME kind of limit that the skin can take before it just cracks open and says NOPE! That's too much inserted... we just can't hold it anymore!!!! In the breast AND the lip area?
Come on... that's GOTTA hurt!
"I" feel that if an implant hasn't been inserted yet, and it looks like something you can put on a string and hand to a small child as a balloon, chances are, it's too big!
Ok.... I understand that whatever floats your boat is fine.... but SERIOUSLY... isn't there SOME kind of limit that the skin can take before it just cracks open and says NOPE! That's too much inserted... we just can't hold it anymore!!!! In the breast AND the lip area?
Come on... that's GOTTA hurt!
"I" feel that if an implant hasn't been inserted yet, and it looks like something you can put on a string and hand to a small child as a balloon, chances are, it's too big!
A lesson about men.... *smirks*
..on Pavlov and men
So my girlfriend and her fiance are up the other day and we're flipping through my CDs to find something to put on, I pull out Ministry to add to the collection and she says No, J really hates them. I raise the ever questioning brow and she says "Yeah, I know, it sucks, I can only play it when he's out. I shake my head at her, my silly girl friend and I give her the advice of the century and a little insight on the
mysteries of men...... yes I know, that's an oxymoron..
"L" I say to her... "men react to the Pavolvian Theory as well, if you give them something to salivate over, they will and they'll have associations with it....next time you're about to have earth shattering sex, put it on the cd player. When he complains, tell him you hardly play it and you're in the mood this time, he'll relent. Then move with the cd, let him feel you GET INTO IT... then when you're doing things to HIM, moan a lot and do it better than you have, breaking now and then to whisper 'God I love this song'... then when it's all done, tell him that was the best sex you and him have had yet...."
She called me last night... seems the night before when they went to bed, HE put Ministry on.... smirks n winks....
..on Pavlov and men
So my girlfriend and her fiance are up the other day and we're flipping through my CDs to find something to put on, I pull out Ministry to add to the collection and she says No, J really hates them. I raise the ever questioning brow and she says "Yeah, I know, it sucks, I can only play it when he's out. I shake my head at her, my silly girl friend and I give her the advice of the century and a little insight on the
mysteries of men...... yes I know, that's an oxymoron..
"L" I say to her... "men react to the Pavolvian Theory as well, if you give them something to salivate over, they will and they'll have associations with it....next time you're about to have earth shattering sex, put it on the cd player. When he complains, tell him you hardly play it and you're in the mood this time, he'll relent. Then move with the cd, let him feel you GET INTO IT... then when you're doing things to HIM, moan a lot and do it better than you have, breaking now and then to whisper 'God I love this song'... then when it's all done, tell him that was the best sex you and him have had yet...."
She called me last night... seems the night before when they went to bed, HE put Ministry on.... smirks n winks....
Was chatting to a friend on yahoo last night and he sent me this.... is WAY too amusing NOT to share.... I'd have been offended if it wasn't so bloody TRUE! *smirks myscheviously*
Totally impressed....
Only been here, well, LESS than a day, and already "met" some interesting people AND had some email relay chat back and forth with SG Oryx. Now I'm not TOTALLY new to the site, a member of the household has a membership himself here and I've seen many of the girls, he owns the DVD and CD, etc, but I figured it would be more along the lines that, members will chat to you, but that the Suicide Girls themselves would be too busy to bother much, but Oryx has just become one of my Fav SG's with her amusing chat via email and great advice.
I think I should move a comfy chair in here, cuz I'm pretty sure I'm going to enjoy it here just fine!
Only been here, well, LESS than a day, and already "met" some interesting people AND had some email relay chat back and forth with SG Oryx. Now I'm not TOTALLY new to the site, a member of the household has a membership himself here and I've seen many of the girls, he owns the DVD and CD, etc, but I figured it would be more along the lines that, members will chat to you, but that the Suicide Girls themselves would be too busy to bother much, but Oryx has just become one of my Fav SG's with her amusing chat via email and great advice.
I think I should move a comfy chair in here, cuz I'm pretty sure I'm going to enjoy it here just fine!
I'll post something... and pics too... but not now... It's already almost 6am and I didn't have sense enough to get to bed because I was browsing and setting my profile up... well... was told via phone to GET IT DONE... so I did.... not to say I usually do as I'm told, but I was in an agreeable mood THIS time around.
*slinks off to bed before she falls out of her chair*
*slinks off to bed before she falls out of her chair*
