Wow. SG readers continue to be geniuses. They say that they wished the Jamie-Lynn Spears story didn't appear on SG yet THEY TOOK THE TIME TO CLICK ON CELEB, READ MY ARTICLE AND POST A COMMENT.........

Does anyone but me see the idiocy in this???????? And these idiots get self-righteous about their soft-core porn site? I'm always....always stunned. Always. I can't not be stunned.

"I'm saddened the newswire cares about this."

Hey, reading comprehension retard...did I say I cared? Or did I just do my duty and write for CELEB and did I not even further justify why I was writing about teenaged pregnancy?

And for the people who liked my candidate video article thanks for mentioning that you never normally like my shit. God forbid you non-conformists just plain like something without prefacing it with a negative. God bless you all, you're at least all very try to your "identities."

xoxo
SL

I met or was forced to meet a very annoying soul at a holiday party this weekend.

I was chatting with a friend about that Christmas song that goes, "Simply having...a wonderful Christmas time." I have always loathed that song. In fact, I don't think I've ever had a choice of liking that song or not...my body just shivers when I hear it. I'm allergic to that song. I just can't stand it.

Anyway I found out recently that Paul McCartney does that song. I was shocked (even though I'm not a big PM solo fan...) But anyway, this guy jumps into our conversation which is very light-hearted in spirit and says, "People like you guys are the problem, man. I don't listen to the radio. I only listen to news and old vinyl that people give me."

Uh, great.

We told him that we don't choose to listen to the radio but you can't help hear Christmas music in stores and such. Of course, that's when he told us to "Stop going to corporate establishments, man."

We explained to him that we were just having a joking around dumb conversation anyway. And he said, "The more energy you give that Paul McCartney song, the more you'll hear it." And then went on to explain 'energy' to us.

Not even free wine is worth a headache like him.

Happy Holidays!

The readers have won their battle against my sinful, immoral and very dangerous mistake of writing an article on a topic that was addressed five months ago.

Vegansexual is gone and I am sitting down to write my next thing - which although I'm positive has not been addressed, I'm already craving a valium so I can remain calm as the next round of trashing me, pulling my hair and bullying me on the playground begins.

Man,

The lack of reading comprehension and inability to familiarize yourself with a writer's persona and character is so disappointing here on SG.

The responses to my 15 Minutes of Fame commentary are so stupid. Do you know there is a war on? Yeah, I bet I know more about it than you! Do you write your representatives weekly, listen to 4 hours of news a day, read the paper daily, protest, organize and more? I do! And I hold down 2 jobs and clean my own apartment and do my own grocery shopping AND go to the gym! WOW! I must be wonder woman....or I might not be on the internet all fucking day critizing other people.

Also, this calling me a hipster must stop. I might be a little judgmental and snobbish about my entertainment but that just makes me a jerk - not a hipster. I haven't seen live music in over 7 years. I don't know hip places to hang out and I fall asleep on the couch with my boyfriend at 10pm. HOW HIP! Or maybe being a 33 year old adult uninterested in looking cool or music or scene's is the new hip?

Also if you don't like Culture/Comments or Celeb DO NOT CLICK ON TO THOSE! I don't care how the site is designed. Figure it out once you have landed in that section and then....turn away! I write enough shit here that I mix it up with important and non-important stuff - so stop harping on what you don't like. It's an embarassing cultural phenom of the web - criticism of someone not serving YOUR EXACT NEEDS. Go get a baby bottle and suck it.

God, you people.

The lack of reading comprehension and inability to familiarize yourself with a writer's persona and character is so disappointing here on SG.

The responses to my 15 Minutes of Fame commentary are so stupid. Do you know there is a war on? Yeah, I bet I know more about it than you! Do you write your representatives weekly, listen to 4 hours of news a day, read the paper daily, protest, organize and more? I do! And I hold down 2 jobs and clean my own apartment and do my own grocery shopping AND go to the gym! WOW! I must be wonder woman....or I might not be on the internet all fucking day critizing other people.

Also, this calling me a hipster must stop. I might be a little judgmental and snobbish about my entertainment but that just makes me a jerk - not a hipster. I haven't seen live music in over 7 years. I don't know hip places to hang out and I fall asleep on the couch with my boyfriend at 10pm. HOW HIP! Or maybe being a 33 year old adult uninterested in looking cool or music or scene's is the new hip?

Also if you don't like Culture/Comments or Celeb DO NOT CLICK ON TO THOSE! I don't care how the site is designed. Figure it out once you have landed in that section and then....turn away! I write enough shit here that I mix it up with important and non-important stuff - so stop harping on what you don't like. It's an embarassing cultural phenom of the web - criticism of someone not someone YOUR EXACT NEEDS. Go get a baby bottle and suck it.

You SG readers are tough. I'd probably hate me too with this picture of me in that weird hat and one arm confidently up. But what you must know, dear reader is that I could give a dick about celebrities as much as you do. But everyone should know that there is a tab titled "celeb". If you don't like celeb stories or even stories about not liking celebs, I suggest you stay away. I'm only doing what I'm told by writing on these topics.

Some of you have managed to confuse me. I get accused of being a know-it-all because I believe we can all easily access newspapers, news television and news radio and then I get accused of being a stupid, LA-centric Valley Girl.

Although I guess I should be flattered that I can be so many things to so many people.

Here's to a great time on SG.com. You haven't killed me yet.

Love,
SleepyLady

Hey,
This is my test blog. After I post this blog magical things will happen.

I am watching Hardball on mute and I just spilled Diet Pepsi on my keyboard.

I am always sleepy.