I'm a bouncer again.

This Wednesday, me and ReverendBenzo are gonna see Green Jelly. Yay! I guess this is a good way to make ammends for missing out on Captured By Robots.

I finally hit 4k GS in WoW. Yay!

http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Frostmane&cn=Chimichunga

Woohoo! Got me a new laptop. WoW plays great on it.

Anywho.

E3 shows some stuff that I can't wait for. Silent Hill 8, Twisted Metal (unfortunately I don't have a PS3), Marvel vs Capcom 3, etc. Too bad most this stuff won't come out till 2011.

I want to buy Naughty Bear. And I need to get off my ass and get the 3rd season of The X-Files.

Dead Space was great. Got 635 points on my first run. Gonna run it again to get a few more achievements.

It really wasn't scary at all but I did like the Silent Hill-ish ending. Looking forward the second one coming soon.

Last night I was at Uncle Harry's (that's a strip club for all of you that are uninformed) like every other night I go there. Anywho. A friend of mine who I use to bounce with at another club that now works there call me away from my b33rage. He wanted me to get a couple of lapdances from his lady chick coworker who down and out cuz she's making no money. He hands me the money for it since I agreed mainly taking it as a free lapdance (with my failure with women, who's to complain). He then instructs her to talk to me. Here's where a weird problem occurs. She apparently becomes too scared to talk. Tries but doesn't. For a second I was hoping she couldn't resist my manliness but it was because me and bouncer dude are friends. The other thing was that everytime we initiated a conversation, she had to go to stage immediately. I got denied 3 more times. That's when my friend came to me and said "Jimmy, the universe hates your penis."

Those words will hold true to me till the day I die.

Oh, I did finally get the dance. My friend is a lucky bastard.


If anyone is wondering why I'm still here, it's cuz I forgot I was paying by the year not month.

Well, I'm about to cancel my account...again.

If anyone even reads this there's two ways to get in touch with me (FOR FREE!!!)

Facebook: Jimmy Crosby, Garden City GA

Twitter: @TheRedneckNinja








Blah, I have no clue if I'll return.