"Worst song, played on ugliest guitar."

"Someday I hope to adopt this starving, malnourished child; and bring him to my capitalist motherland so that I might whore out his sweet sweet ass."

"He makes me feel smart and points out interesting words I manage to mangle out. I would love to get drunk and play scrabble with him and his snazzy lady friend."

"The person below me knows nothing. Ghost World rules, and the fact that Skryche liked it is a tribute to his good taste. He and Vyeseleph were the first two people I met in real life from SG. And they both rock. And love good food (especially brunch) in a way that few can appreciate."

"Despite the fact he actually enjoyed Ghost World, I like Skryche anyway. His penchant for perfect grammar rocks my world."

"That Skryche, he's SO HOTT."

"i'd also like to testify to the fact that he's a good kisser! whoooooooo!"

"I have it on very good authority that he is one damn good kisser. "

"he licks peanut butter off parking meters, WHICH IS SO HOT!"

"i made out with his deer. him and his lady friend are truely wonderful people.

haha everyone after my last testimonial called you SkyRyche - that's awesome. sucker."

"Skyryche intimidates me grammatically, but I kind of like it."

"Is SkyRyche really SkyRyche. One will never know..."

"SkyRyche, as I call him affectionately, is awesome. and by awesome i mean that he has the same awesome camera that i do.

p.s. awesome"

"He doesn't know it, but his fantasy (see below left) comes true on a regular basis.

(Alright, his fantasy used to be: "Hey, Skryche updated his journal!" "I'm SO there!" So you see how what I'm trying to say makes sense now.)"