into: accuismus, aplomb, assholery, bathos, borborygmus, callipygian, carouse, gnomon, granfalloon, gravid, hijinks, hoyden, hypothetical, maffick, merkin, miscegenation, moxy, portmanteau, roue, satiety, sinecure, tomfoolery, treppenwitz

makes me happy: movies, weird art, fine dining, kissin' n' cuddlin', Pump It Up, compersion, Taqueria Can-Cun, coffee, drinking with friends, nudity, karaoke, free speech, celebrity sleaze, '40s slang, ISOs 8601 & 216, crushes, holding hands, subversive acts, quotation mark abuse, the word AWESOME in all caps, rice & beans, wasting time

makes me sad: religion, things that cost $x.99, buy one get one free, movie titles that are just someone's name, current events, people who are too cool, housework, "ur", brand expansion, manifest destiny, baby corn, magazine subscription postcards, spreadsheet abuse, Comic Sans, mannequins with nipples, chewy oranges with too many seeds, cuss words with asterisks instead of letters, white chocolate, apostrophe abuse, littering, self-destructive procrastination, PNAC, housecleaning, filling out forms, tiny american flags, eating pizza in large groups, chalk, "don't you have anything better to do?"

5 things i can't live without: magnets, hollandaise sauce, my camera, stickers, you

vices: Taco Bell, staring, indolence, crushing on girls, talking animal movies, Emer'gen-C, gynotikolobomassophilia, lalochezia, uxoria, Starbucks Vodkaccino

thoughts on sg: It's ok

occupation: poky little roue

current crush: Velma (from Scooby Doo), an SG member or ten, Justine Bateman, Lauren Ambrose, and, of course, ♥vyeseleph♥

stats: 86% hollandaise sauce

body mods: Naval piercing, circumcision, had braces in high school, glasses.

gets me hot: Sriracha!

favorite position: ♂ ♀ ♀ ♘ ☢ ♡ ✌ ℞ ☮ ☺

fantasy: Inventing edible electronics and motors so I can build an edible Furby™ that screams when you bite into it.

sign: Dirt cheap... but it's a hotel for women

most humbling moment: Coming down with the flu on a trans-Atlantic flight, throwing up all over myself during landing, taking the train home (in winter in NW England) only to find out we've been burgled. BUT: I had left my laptop in the oven!

i lost my virginity: ...and subsequently fell in love.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Vegetarian

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Hipster, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer