Okay, so how do I view all my friends' recent blog posts at once? SG is as easy-to-use as ever, I see.

I think I'm going to let my account lapse. vyeseleph will still be around, though, so I'll still be easy to reach. In other news...

Your Recommended Daily Allowance of Animal Videos:

This young lady cannot understand why the polar bear is so interested in her.

Playing tricks on your pets is mean. But very funny.

Two words: Narcoleptic Kitten

Kitten Loves Chicken!

live parasitic worms scurrying around the inside of a patient's colon

You're welcome.

You may need to watch this antidote afterwards.

My new favorite punctuation mark:
The Irony Mark

Though I can't imagine having much use for it؟

A BUNCH OF BALLOONS JUST FLEW BY MY WINDOW

JOKE TIME

Guy walks into a pet store to get some cat food and as he's walking down the aisle, he passes a parrot cage. The parrot inside says, “Psst! Hey buddy!” Guy turns around and says, “yes?” The parrot shouts, “Fuck you!” The man is taken aback, but gets his cat food and goes on.

A week later, the same guy comes back for some more cat food and he walks down the aisle, passes the parrot cage and the parrot says, “Pssssst! Hey, Buddy!” The man warily turns to the parrot and says, “Yes?” The parrot shouts “Fuck you!”

The man asks to speak with the manager and says, “Listen, I don't want to take my business elsewhere but that parrot is rude and offensive.” The manager apologizes and assures the man it will never happen again.

So a week later, the man comes to the pet store for some cat food and he passes the parrot cage and the parrot says, “Psssst! Hey, buddy!” The man slowly turns and says, “What?” The parrot nods and says, “You know what.”

He asks me, “How do I get rid of those two icons?” and points to two Powerpoint icons on his Windows desktop.

I say, “You just select them, then delete them.”

He replies, “Yeah, I tried that. It didn't work. Here:”

He double clicks one of the icons. The Powerpoint opens, displaying the presentation. He clicks on the little X to close Powerpoint, returning us to the desktop. “See? It's still there.”

I introduce him to the Recycle Bin. “Oh.”

Then he turns to his assistant: “Hey, how come you didn't know how to do this?”