It's a cold, cold monday morning, with hardly no snow on the ground at all. Why are the weather men alway's wrong ?
I have coffee in my system right now and some great music on ( a mix cd that I made with all kinds of music) I hear the drumming of CNN in the background of everything out, I only watch it to atleast look like I'm smart, for myself because fuck I don't care what people think
I love this sight, I really do, LOVE IT!!!!!! lately I've been getting some emails talking about my spelling...and grammer...well whoop di freaking doooo! does it really matter that much? is it life or death? will it mater in five to ten years when youve either fallen down a flight of stairs reetrieving your dentures from a galss full of broken dreams and in fullfilled promises? or was that just something that you like to do to make yourselves feel alive? cause if it does, then bring on all the stuff you got and ill return it with interest.
WOW ( blinks eyes)
that was mean even for me...... I almost wanted to apoligize for that... I don't try to be a bitch or cruel to people , just people are alway's' give me there opinions well I do the same mine are just edgier.
Don't get me wrong I'm a nice person, I just think life is way to short to email me about my spelling.... so knock it the fuck off,with the freaking spell check police getting on my case everytime i misspell the word inaugurate. ha! i didnt misspell that.. or did i?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I did go out to drink last night ( damit) I blame my new love for cherries in my whiskey it's there fault. They held me against my will and forced themselfves down my hatch!!
This has to be one of the most funny people in my life.... I live in a little town in Pa and it's such a treat when you have friends like this one...lol I love him.
Once again I"m drinking to much coffee better then whiskey I guess huh...
Last night We were talking about Uscan at grocery stores and how you can do shady things ( mostly at like 5 in the morning) My one friend said he likes to get London Broiler and pretend it's bannana's at 39 cent's a pound you really can't beat that price.
We also talked about funny stories, of drunk people pissing in strange place's. I had boyfriend who alway's tried to pee in the microwave
I didn't understand that .....
Also some guy tried to pick me up at the gas station, sigh I told him I was hung like a tic tac, he didn't know what to say.... Guys don't pick chicks up at the gas station!!!!
well I'm sure my blog was boring today I'm not drunk I just have annoying headach that's laughing at me
Have a great day and hope everyone is doing well
I have coffee in my system right now and some great music on ( a mix cd that I made with all kinds of music) I hear the drumming of CNN in the background of everything out, I only watch it to atleast look like I'm smart, for myself because fuck I don't care what people think
I love this sight, I really do, LOVE IT!!!!!! lately I've been getting some emails talking about my spelling...and grammer...well whoop di freaking doooo! does it really matter that much? is it life or death? will it mater in five to ten years when youve either fallen down a flight of stairs reetrieving your dentures from a galss full of broken dreams and in fullfilled promises? or was that just something that you like to do to make yourselves feel alive? cause if it does, then bring on all the stuff you got and ill return it with interest.
WOW ( blinks eyes)
that was mean even for me...... I almost wanted to apoligize for that... I don't try to be a bitch or cruel to people , just people are alway's' give me there opinions well I do the same mine are just edgier.Don't get me wrong I'm a nice person, I just think life is way to short to email me about my spelling.... so knock it the fuck off,with the freaking spell check police getting on my case everytime i misspell the word inaugurate. ha! i didnt misspell that.. or did i?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I did go out to drink last night ( damit) I blame my new love for cherries in my whiskey it's there fault. They held me against my will and forced themselfves down my hatch!!
This has to be one of the most funny people in my life.... I live in a little town in Pa and it's such a treat when you have friends like this one...lol I love him.
Once again I"m drinking to much coffee better then whiskey I guess huh...
Last night We were talking about Uscan at grocery stores and how you can do shady things ( mostly at like 5 in the morning) My one friend said he likes to get London Broiler and pretend it's bannana's at 39 cent's a pound you really can't beat that price.
We also talked about funny stories, of drunk people pissing in strange place's. I had boyfriend who alway's tried to pee in the microwave
I didn't understand that .....Also some guy tried to pick me up at the gas station, sigh I told him I was hung like a tic tac, he didn't know what to say.... Guys don't pick chicks up at the gas station!!!!
well I'm sure my blog was boring today I'm not drunk I just have annoying headach that's laughing at me
Have a great day and hope everyone is doing well
RAZOR WIRE PUBIC HAIR
By Carlton Mellick III
Eraserhead Press
ISBN 0-9729598
This is my favoriet book of all time's. I really think everyone should read it.
Imagine a world without men where the only way a woman can reproduce is with the help of a giant computerized incubator and a genetically engineered sex toy. Now imagine that this sex toy is intelligent. It has emotions and a soul. It hopes and dreams and it falls in love. This is the premise of Carlton Mellick III's RAZOR WIRE PUBIC HAIR.
One of the main characters "The Sister" is a nymphomaniac who is covered from head to toe in vaginas. Celsia is an Amazon warrior with pubic hair made of razor wire, which in this world seems to be an adornment as common as pierced nipples and clitorises are in mine (don't ask) The main character is a genetically engineered hermaphrodite sex toy named Celsia 2 who longs to be loved by his/her owner. Oh, but wait, there's more … there's sex starved zombies, , twat frogs, a hoota beasts that is basically just a big hairy vagina with legs, and still another giant talking and apparently quite wise vagina built into the wall of the mansion in which many of these creatures reside.
My favoriet part of the book is "Your purpose in life is to fuck as much as your body will allow before your death. You are a dildo." There is alot of hidden meanings about how the human's our destroying the world. It is disurping but have a open mind and get the meaning I think you will enjoy it
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I think I"m going to stop drinking, I go threw these little fazes just to prove to myself that I can fucking do it. 6 years before now we shall see for how long.
It's sunday and a pretty lazy day, took the ex home and I made him buy me lunch after I gave him a scolding for coming to my house and getting trapped sigh....
By Carlton Mellick III
Eraserhead Press
ISBN 0-9729598
This is my favoriet book of all time's. I really think everyone should read it.
Imagine a world without men where the only way a woman can reproduce is with the help of a giant computerized incubator and a genetically engineered sex toy. Now imagine that this sex toy is intelligent. It has emotions and a soul. It hopes and dreams and it falls in love. This is the premise of Carlton Mellick III's RAZOR WIRE PUBIC HAIR.
One of the main characters "The Sister" is a nymphomaniac who is covered from head to toe in vaginas. Celsia is an Amazon warrior with pubic hair made of razor wire, which in this world seems to be an adornment as common as pierced nipples and clitorises are in mine (don't ask) The main character is a genetically engineered hermaphrodite sex toy named Celsia 2 who longs to be loved by his/her owner. Oh, but wait, there's more … there's sex starved zombies, , twat frogs, a hoota beasts that is basically just a big hairy vagina with legs, and still another giant talking and apparently quite wise vagina built into the wall of the mansion in which many of these creatures reside.
My favoriet part of the book is "Your purpose in life is to fuck as much as your body will allow before your death. You are a dildo." There is alot of hidden meanings about how the human's our destroying the world. It is disurping but have a open mind and get the meaning I think you will enjoy it
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I think I"m going to stop drinking, I go threw these little fazes just to prove to myself that I can fucking do it. 6 years before now we shall see for how long.
It's sunday and a pretty lazy day, took the ex home and I made him buy me lunch after I gave him a scolding for coming to my house and getting trapped sigh....
ok folks tonight's blog is brought to you by whiskey with some cherries in it . I'm talking about real cherries. Why didn't I ever thing of that!!! Tonight out in my local bar there was my twist's and turns then OJ's trial.. man that was such along time ago. it had a lilttle touch of Pauly shore in it, the annoying part!!!.....
Cherries are mighty good in whiskey.. I just feel like such a idiot of not thinking of it earlier. I'm such a rambling drunk.
I have a facebook and a myspace that I've been sucked away from due to this sight, it's so addicting! I met a guy today that every time he talked I felt like someone was squeezing his balls. How can you not laugh at that!! I tried not to bc I don't want to disrespect anyone... but it was hard.
I feel like now when I get drunk I come on here and embarress the hell out of myself.... I hope you find it amusing like I do. Do you?
but since im drinking at the moment i might as well let the cat out of the bag like the almost non existent meaning of the oscars., Hell to much shit runs threw my head... I"m cursed at being hones. such a honest person but yet I hate hurting people ... it's a double edge sword.
Some other guy at the bar tonight was telling me how life was like watching two strippers playing basketball... what the hell does that mean
I was pretending I was Tammy faye there... Yeah I don't know ... to much stuff run's threw my head
Some women insulted me for being thin, she said I was flaunting my thinness.... what I don't wear revealing clothing I don't run around screaming how much I weigh.... I dont get people
I don't want to insult people either .....sigh
I like wearing sweat pant's I wear them as PJams, I see alot of youngh girls wearing there PJ's out in public... I don't care but growing up in the city I see alot of crackwhore's doing the same thing standing on the street corner waiting for there Johnnies, is that the correct term
oh well bored you all enough have a great night and let me know what you did
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Okay I find this funny, here's a ex who thought that I could be his booty call for tonight, he's what you call a bad drunk, he broke into my house and fell asleep on my couch His harmless just a drunk I tugged him in and I have to drive his ass home in the morning, but I just think it's funny
Cherries are mighty good in whiskey.. I just feel like such a idiot of not thinking of it earlier. I'm such a rambling drunk.
I have a facebook and a myspace that I've been sucked away from due to this sight, it's so addicting! I met a guy today that every time he talked I felt like someone was squeezing his balls. How can you not laugh at that!! I tried not to bc I don't want to disrespect anyone... but it was hard.
I feel like now when I get drunk I come on here and embarress the hell out of myself.... I hope you find it amusing like I do. Do you?
but since im drinking at the moment i might as well let the cat out of the bag like the almost non existent meaning of the oscars., Hell to much shit runs threw my head... I"m cursed at being hones. such a honest person but yet I hate hurting people ... it's a double edge sword.
Some other guy at the bar tonight was telling me how life was like watching two strippers playing basketball... what the hell does that mean
I was pretending I was Tammy faye there... Yeah I don't know ... to much stuff run's threw my head
Some women insulted me for being thin, she said I was flaunting my thinness.... what I don't wear revealing clothing I don't run around screaming how much I weigh.... I dont get people
I don't want to insult people either .....sigh
I like wearing sweat pant's I wear them as PJams, I see alot of youngh girls wearing there PJ's out in public... I don't care but growing up in the city I see alot of crackwhore's doing the same thing standing on the street corner waiting for there Johnnies, is that the correct term
oh well bored you all enough have a great night and let me know what you did
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Okay I find this funny, here's a ex who thought that I could be his booty call for tonight, he's what you call a bad drunk, he broke into my house and fell asleep on my couch
His harmless just a drunk I tugged him in and I have to drive his ass home in the morning, but I just think it's funny
Okay so I'm very bored today, I was sitting here eating Creamy salsa and chips. Out of the blue I made a decision to shave my legs!!! I hate shaving , I hate it because it so time consuming! I have better things to do with my life then shave.
So why do we shave?
My curiouse personality took over and I looked online this is what I found?
Men have been shaving forever. Cavemen probably shaved with stone knives, and there’s some suggestion that they may even have trimmed their hair with fire. Beards can be uncomfortable, and they easily get nasty because they trap food.
Women began shaving only in the 20th century. Until then their body hair was invisible. (Those afflicted with facial hair, however, were plucking, bleaching, and shaving it at least as far back as the Middle Ages. The oldest mention I’m aware of is in the Malleus Maleficarum, the "Hammer of Witches", which says that facial hair can indicate a witch. I’m sure it’s even older than that.).....
Okay so these are all interesting fact's but what started the shaving of the private area.?
Body hair can also be interpreted as a sign of adulthood, and body hair distinguishes women from girls. The same effect can be seen in pubic hair: some people like the shaved look that makes a woman look younger, and some feel that it makes her look too young. There’s no accounting for taste.
okay okay so I hate shaving , but I do it because I like smooth skin, but maybe it's just been drilled in my head to do that., because you think about all those Greek statue's all those paintings from the Renaissance era there were no body hair on any of them. They were smooth flesh armpit's chest on men, legs no beards ect....
So maybe humans have been shaving completely for 1000's of years? huh so I guess I won't stop and walk around proud with hairy pit's and legs, Dam it !!!
It's saturday like about 4am in the morning just coming home from a crazy night at the bar,Whiskey ran clear right of me. I feel like that I might be swimming in it right now as I'm typing this out. There were many strange converstations going on at the little bar that I go too,
ex:british colonies , paris hiltons and nicole richies blowup dolls, lubricant of stars and ghost busters,
It was kinda hard to follow and keep up, People just kept buying drinks and the converstations would just get stranger and stranger.
I wish I just stuck with wine, wine has a calming effect on me then whiskey.. not that I get crazy drunk. Yes I'm not that drunk women that dances on the bar and tries to take her clothes off. I'm just that person that knows everyone and always has a smile on my face.
There were some youngh guys who kept saying like touching yourself with a tazer set on "burn baby burn!"
and you would hear a tazer going off.... everyone has there own kinda fun I guess
There's some hillbilly's were I live
I say hillbill'y and not redneck's to me there is a different's
Someone ordered a pina clauda ( spelled wrong i'm sure)
It makes me think of penis claude's, I don't know why....... it just does
I'm ramblling I do that when I"m drunk so I'm sorry
How does everyone else feel at this time in the morning I think I"m the only one up FUCK !!!!!
I should probably stop all this small talk..... I'm sure it's boring everyone
there's nothing left to do but smoke a cigg and fall to sleep
sleep well everyone
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I don't know if this is aloud...lol re editing my blog after people have read it... but I guess since I'm someone that's so use to just doing what I want , I will just go for it...
I think writing drunk blogs is not a good thing for me. I all ready have a problem with rambling and when you get liquer in me it seems to get ten times worst!
I wanted to show some Pics on here of last night.. Though I wish I could just go back to bed but my internal clock always tell's me to get up around 9... I blame the birds chirping.
I thought this shirt was Funny, it was just some random dude at the bar The girl is my friend mattie she looks like she's in heaven or something lol not sure
here's getting ready to do shot's mine was a blue roofie though, i'm not into fruity little shot's it was it that bad....
this is my best friend, she is such a beautiful women, Her and I our always together, I never got along with women, I have and alway's had guys as friend. Her and I our very simialur though I'm the mean one..lol
This is me about 20 min ago hungover with my head pounding
so what did everyone else do last night?
ex:british colonies , paris hiltons and nicole richies blowup dolls, lubricant of stars and ghost busters,
It was kinda hard to follow and keep up, People just kept buying drinks and the converstations would just get stranger and stranger.
I wish I just stuck with wine, wine has a calming effect on me then whiskey.. not that I get crazy drunk. Yes I'm not that drunk women that dances on the bar and tries to take her clothes off. I'm just that person that knows everyone and always has a smile on my face.
There were some youngh guys who kept saying like touching yourself with a tazer set on "burn baby burn!"
and you would hear a tazer going off.... everyone has there own kinda fun I guess
There's some hillbilly's were I live
I say hillbill'y and not redneck's to me there is a different's
Someone ordered a pina clauda ( spelled wrong i'm sure)
It makes me think of penis claude's, I don't know why....... it just does
I'm ramblling I do that when I"m drunk so I'm sorry
How does everyone else feel at this time in the morning I think I"m the only one up FUCK !!!!!
I should probably stop all this small talk..... I'm sure it's boring everyone
there's nothing left to do but smoke a cigg and fall to sleep
sleep well everyone
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I don't know if this is aloud...lol re editing my blog after people have read it... but I guess since I'm someone that's so use to just doing what I want , I will just go for it...
I think writing drunk blogs is not a good thing for me. I all ready have a problem with rambling and when you get liquer in me it seems to get ten times worst!
I wanted to show some Pics on here of last night.. Though I wish I could just go back to bed but my internal clock always tell's me to get up around 9... I blame the birds chirping.
I thought this shirt was Funny, it was just some random dude at the bar The girl is my friend mattie she looks like she's in heaven or something lol not sure
here's getting ready to do shot's mine was a blue roofie though, i'm not into fruity little shot's it was it that bad....
this is my best friend, she is such a beautiful women, Her and I our always together, I never got along with women, I have and alway's had guys as friend. Her and I our very simialur though I'm the mean one..lol
This is me about 20 min ago hungover with my head pounding
so what did everyone else do last night?
Okay it's Friday and I've all ready been drinking way to much coffee. I have a pot sitting next me with a fucking straw in it. it's easier that way. I don't have to keep getting up.
I feel so tired but yet all coffee is giving me this haze feeling almost like I"m not in reality..... I feel like any minute something going to happen like a dream will come true one that includes ninja midget hookers that slap you in your sleep with rubber chickens and scream out the lyrics for tommyboy!
I want a cookie !!!! more coffee with my cookie, nookie, pookie.... maybe I should stop drinking coffee.
I got bored last night and started to randomly add people around the world, mind you I do this when I get bored .... Actually something catche's my eye about the people, artwork... a saying ..something... a sad look in there eye... who knows . I'm sure you all noticed that I can't spell... I know the words are spelled wrong I just don't care.... man this coffee is running threw me.
anyway the internet is really addicting...thanks to everyone that wrote a comment on my Pirate vs, ninja blog I agree that ninja's would win but you almost have to feel bad for pirate's and for all the people that our rooting for them.
I have nothing planned to day another boring day filled with coffee
I feel so tired but yet all coffee is giving me this haze feeling almost like I"m not in reality..... I feel like any minute something going to happen like a dream will come true one that includes ninja midget hookers that slap you in your sleep with rubber chickens and scream out the lyrics for tommyboy!
I want a cookie !!!! more coffee with my cookie, nookie, pookie.... maybe I should stop drinking coffee.
I got bored last night and started to randomly add people around the world, mind you I do this when I get bored .... Actually something catche's my eye about the people, artwork... a saying ..something... a sad look in there eye... who knows . I'm sure you all noticed that I can't spell... I know the words are spelled wrong I just don't care.... man this coffee is running threw me.
anyway the internet is really addicting...thanks to everyone that wrote a comment on my Pirate vs, ninja blog I agree that ninja's would win but you almost have to feel bad for pirate's and for all the people that our rooting for them.
I have nothing planned to day another boring day filled with coffee
Who would win in a fight.... A ninja or a Pirate...
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
who is info on ninja's
http://www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html
info on both
what are your input on it...
let me know
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
who is info on ninja's
http://www.ninjapirate.com/battle.html
info on both
what are your input on it...
let me know
I'm new to Suicidegirls, Want to meet people that have wacky humors and can challange my thinking
