So I came to the conclusion that you all enjoy my drunk blogs ...lol I would too. Some of my friends are all ready starting to drink, many bars were serving eggs and beer specials this morning....



I miss this kind of games lol

Well Tonight I will have alot to write about of course and probably some pics as well. Taking a taxie cab out since there will be check points

I hope everyone else has a fun night and be safe

Well it's going to be a early night tonight I have to be well rested for tomorrow night !!!!! big night plan just want it low key please

Here's some random Questions or thoughts:

Do stairs go up or down?


Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

I have these horriable leg cramps blah it hurts.

well good night everyone
kisses

Whatever happend to the man show? I actually really liked that show? They always take the good show's off tv.


I want this car, this is my dream car, 1972 dodge charger, is it she a beauty

I'm such a grease monkey..lol I love when I take my car to get fix and the guys there try to play me bc I'm a girl, the look on there face when I call them out is funny.

Question: Why is Bugs Bunny walking around naked but when he goes swimming he put's on swimming trunks?

Last night I figured out I could pick things up with my toes!!! It was a great feeling inside knowing that i DIDN'T have to bend down to pick things up, also my big toe is not my biggest toe,
So I'm not calling it a big toe anymore.

I hate hotpockets they are like trash my anger towards them is the fact that I burnt my hot pocket it was crunchy and I had to nawl on it like a wild animal.

sigh

I got another email about my spelling.. sigh Okay people I"m going to say this I don't care about my spelling,, I would never judge anyone for it, I know the words are spelled wrong I just don't care,, I'm not stupid I Just don't care, but I think it's sad that People are going to waste there time on correcting my spelling. It's not going to matter 20 years from now when youve either fallen down a flight of stairs reetrieving your dentures from a galss full of broken dreams and in fullfilled promises?

how is everyone's day going
Kisses

Okay so tonight it was kinda boring night out....still drunk very drunk actually sitting here still drinking, and my mind start's to wonder to things..... like I wish I was a man.... I really do I'm so sick of being this tiny little female or maybe I wished I was like 299 pounds and I fuck someone up...lol actually I can fuck someone up not that I'm a fighter.

I'm not a fan of old perveted men hitting on me!!!!! Calling me a little girl and spitting on me when they talk. can we say ewwwww, can we say No I"m not going to be your wet dream bc I look like I'm 17!!!! I wish I could just pull my dick out and be like Ha mine's bigger then yours. ( bc in my mind it would be) I'm not even that good looking ( not saying that to hear that I am either) I just don't care,

Drunk guy : hee-hee where you been my whole life little girl
me:hidding from people like you.

I wish I could some how get that extra apendage that you males call a penis that would really freak the boys out.



Facts on me that you might not have Known
1.I use to have a 6 inch blue mohawk
2.I had 22 peircings
3.I played ice hockey
4.I have a NYC accent with a mix of boston
5.I have seizures
6.I use to sing in a punk band
7.I lived in london for a year
8.I was 15 when I first got arrested
9.I stoped drinking for 6 years
10. I weigh 84 pounds and I'm 5 feet 2 inches tall

My friend called me a wanger wrangler, I laughed I thought that was funny he said that all the guys stare when I walk in the bar, the thing is ( belive me I'm not trying to blow myself up here) I think it's bc many men want or wish they be with 17 year old and since I look like that age that's why

There's nothing special aabout me I'm me that's it simple rude annoying me,

I wish I can find someone special to share my life with , I wish I was naked right now...lol oh okay lets' stop writting about depressing shit.... blah blah

momma mia, i hate you. if there was ever a musical that lead to the answer of the ultimate question "where did hillbillies migrate from?

lol I have a problem about random stuff that pops in my head

phish makes me angry some douch bag played 3 phish songs tonight, okay I can handle one I'm all about people liking what they want but the songs are so fucking long 14 min Jesus man. It takes me to a dark place .
it makes me think of tom arnolds a f***ing pussy and bob sagets got less enthusiasm then a rino getting a boob job from some drunk guy behind the liquor store. back in real life

lol did you like how I put little stars for the uck lol
I should stop sure I'm being the annoying drunk
good night and kisses

So today I finished getting all my paper work For SG all I have to do is do a photoshoot. Which I got a photographer who I don't have to pay for, which I'm really surprised and happy about...... On my way to be a hopeful very soon.



I don't know if this guy is annoying or funny

I woke up with a really bad headach and a wonderful fuck you attutede today is it life grand


well I hope you guys are having a great day

okay okay it's saturday night or sunday morning however you want to fucking look at it. Tonight I got served drinks actually I didn't have to pay for none. 3 guys bought me 3 drinks at once HAHA... and I sucked them down like they were my choice of drugs which I guess they are.



this is me pulling my nets up they kept falling down fuck one size fits all suuuuurrrrreeeee.

this one guy though I didn't take a pic of him told me olive oil is the bestl ube to jerk off with, and I said that rumble feature on the ps2, 360 and wii controllers sould make excellent vibrators for the lonely female gamers in the world, and chuck norris is getting younger. very, very slowly. lol I love freaky people out especialy when they are extra creepy, He then told me he has my back and he will abe sitting over there ( points to chair) I told him to run before I get my clicky pen out and stab him in the eye and eat it...lol

I think it's funny how I"m one of the oldest in the group and I party hard but I'm not like puking in the bathroom or really getting in fights I'm actually pretty callm hared to belive huh.

Maybe bc I am the olderst I had more time to mellow out when I drink, I come on here and blog about the funny shit that happends to me bc I guess my llife is nuts, lol there is no drama though just funny things that I can laugh about ...well everyone laughs about.

sometimes when I go out I feel like I"m a docter with 3 arms stopping fighting, being with the chick that's crying taking care of the person vomiting sigh..... maybe I should have 3 arms



When I'm hungry I eat fingers ...watch yourself... my brain hurts from thingking what I should write about...

good night
Kisses

Well folks here we go again a drunk blog.... though I'm not as drunk as I would like to be why you ask? Because my bar fucking stopped serving me.... yeah yeah yeah.... Why.... bc I have a thing called eplipsy and I made a mistake in having one the other night fucken yeah....

I know that there looking out for me and I should be plaese d that I have people that care for me..... but what the hell man! They won't take my money for a drink but they will take $3.00 for a freaking soda.... whatever

I have a stash at my house so I left early and now i"m getting drunk by myself which make's me mad,

know this ye people of the drunk land of oz. munchkins gone wild has got me harder then goerge bush trying to say a sentence clearly, that is if I had a penis...lol what can I say I'm hung alike a tic tac orange flavor I belive.



Here's a shirt that I love I have this crazy thing with funny shirts it gives me a warm gooey feeling inside and I giggle



Ojkay so this guy (wow the drinks are hitting me quick) I don't remember his name he comes up and talks to me all the time I find him crrreepy, I tell him in a nicce way but its better then my other theory that he's just a puppet made out of pineapple cores. now remember, ive had two and a eigth drinks in me, so theres going to be some weird ass shit.

I think the drinks are like lubercint to my brain and my words I'm like on a roll tonight I shold just stay home and drink, I wnat to talk to drunk people liek me!!!!





little boobies ha ha
Have aggood night
Kisses

I found my dream Job!!!!! I found it on Craigslist A Nitpicker
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Driving is a large part of this job, and the longer you are willing to drive, the more you will work. Driving is unpaid. You can set your own hours, and choose when you work, but should be available at least a few hours every day. No 9-5-ers looking to start work at 6 pm, as children often go to sleep at 8. We will train qualified applicants. This is an independent contractor position. Training is in Los Angeles. Training and travel to Los Angeles is unpaid and can take anywhere from five to ten hours.
This job would be for supplemental income. Great job for stay at home moms looking to make extra money.


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To bad I don't live LA what funny stories I would have!!!!

I found out today the guy from last night is married that make's him a extra pig in my book!!!

I got coffee yay!!!! I had such a strange day yesterday, I think it's bc I didn't have a coffee ( shakes fist at the world)

Also had a dream last night that I died but I didn't know I was dead, it was very real feeling to me

I wish that I had this kinda energy....

okay mayber not

okay so my night was kinda sucky tonight, got drunk what else is new right, I went dancing forgot my camara, which really sucks!

While I was at the the first bar, This guy came up to me very drunk and said:

drunk: so yeah I heard you were a freak in bed
me: excuss me
drunk: yeah I heard you were a freak in bed
me: I have no idea what your talking about
drunk: all I'm say is if you want I'll fuck you like a virgin, I can do you right ( smiles)
me: not intrested get the fuck out of here!!!
drunk: no really I'll fuck you good
me: for real get out of here before I hire to crackheads to break your knee caps!!!
drunk: no disrespect I can
me: (throws my drink at him) you got enough balls to come to me and say that they must be big i'll eat them for a snack get the fuck away from me!!!!
drunk: (looking scared ) I'm sorry ( walks away as my friends follow him saying shit)

That's pretty crazy people are nuts!!!!


Do you know it takes 7 day's to digest a one cherry... fuck I still got cherries in me from a week ago

sigh

hope your night was better
kisses

I have no more coffee, it's more of a habbit to get up and drink some coffee, but atlas I have none. hot tea just won't do it for me either.

I'm on this weird kick, I'm on a smurf kick, I have the song stuck in my head, and I"ve been googling shows

I love this movie, I forgot about this part in the movie, but this explains the smurf's so well !!!!

Asexual smurfs

What if we were Asexual humans?






I love this pic of me Which reminds me I got my model application for SG having problems with Down loading the realease thinging that I have to sign....

I love Ninja's as well OOOOO and zombies what if there was ninja smurfs that were zombies ? how crazy would that be?

I quess there's nothing really to write about

take care