age: 31 (Feb 25, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

occupation: Trained Monkey

crush: Your Ad Here

i lost my virginity: Oh noes!

body mods: Does perscription eyewear count?

sign: Pieces

stats: Body: 2 Mind: 6 Soul: 3

makes me happy: Anything in the broad range of media that breaks the mold, showing real innovation; honesty; acceptance; anything that will make me laugh; talking about things I have interest in; free time

gets me hot: Honesty. Acceptance. Openness. Trust. Sense of humor. Girls who have similar interests as I. Girls who can cosplay well.

makes me sad: Chronic bad skin, chronic stomache aches, attempting to draw, people who are unkind or judgmental; responsibility from sunup to sundown; the global buttsex shortage; Male Refractory Period

fantasy: All the damn time. I need a toggle switch for my imagination.

most humbling moment: Being a USDA Grade A cut of moron, these happen with depressing frequency.