into: Nerd things - particularly science, math, pretty and intelligent girls who are nice to me. Movies, books, automobiles. Evil-looking, tattooed girls.
not into: People.
makes me happy: Driving into the night in a turbocharged suicide machine with a full tank of gas. The warm glow of diazapam oblivion. Drunkenly making out in elevators.
makes me sad: Procians. The cruel games of women. People who use "then" when they should use "than."
5 things i can't live without: Automobile, corrective lenses, a shower, cigarettes, books
vices: Cigarettes, alcohol. I'm also slothful.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: Sleeping, watching television, looking up random information on the internet, and reading.
gender: male
occupation: Wordsmith, misanthrope, and recluse
current crush: Myself
stats: Tall.
body mods: Double lobe piercings in both ears (10 ga.). Left helix, left tragus. Tattoo of a full solar eclipse between my shoulder blades. Tengwar armband on my left bicep. Dragon on right chest/shoulder/arm
heroes: Fred Rogers, Eleanor Roosevelt, Audrey Hepburn, Atticus Finch
gets me hot: Intelligence. Well-proportioned bodies. Pretty faces. Eyes. Weirdness. Smart women in glasses. Smart women not in glasses. Strong-willed, independent women who aren't afraid to disagree with me, but still like me.
favorite position: I don't have one; I'm really bad in the sack.
fantasy: It's one of my favorite literary genres.
sign: Doesn't Play Well With Others
i lost my virginity: Eventually.
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
I WANT: Friendship.
MY STATUS: single
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.