I spent three hours of soundwave in hospital.

Fail.


That is all.


EDIT: I am fine. I was not nude. I got in a stack whilst Devildriver were playing with three other guys. They all got bloodied up, I got bent at unnatural angles. ALL IS WELL.

Haunting, beautiful, deep, heartbreaking, zombies.

<3

Also, life is the same for all of you wanting an update. Woo.

Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey..

I saw TOOL for the first time tonight.
It was brilliant.
Everything from the light effects, the visuals to the song list.

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

Its a very unusual show though, as Maynard was essentially a sillouhette.
He was utterly ANAL about people taking photo's.
I even got nut-cupped when I was patted down.

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

The warmup band was good too.
An instrumental prog rock group from New Zealand.
I think their name was "Jacob".

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

I may have missed out on big day out, but seeing TOOL was the highlight of my year.
Next I get to go to Soundwave.
Melvins, QOTSA, Rob Zombie.

Hey.. Hey.. Hey.. Hey..

I love you all <3

Tonights whine is brought to you by the letter F.

F is for Freak Flash Floods Fucked Future Festival Fun.

With QLD being my floody buddy and my best friends house being bent over and sodomized by an angry river, we now have a house to clean up instead of going to Big Day Out.

No Tool, No Rammstein..

But fuck it, more important shit, right? So many dead and missing because mother nature got pollution in her already sandy vag and pissed down on the entire eastern sea board of australia.

But, if anyone wants two tickets to BDO (gold coast, 23rd) at cost ($150 each) lemme know. My friend needs the money now his house is a ruin.

Looks so far like they're gonna go to waste

I figure its time I updated on my life (hawhaw) some to let all my fans know what I'm doing/where I am/how angry I've been ( ) lately. So here is.

Christmas is always a time of mixxed emotions for me. Those emotions being loathing and apathy. Is apathy an emotion? Isn't it a lack-there-of? Iunno.. dun care neither.

Upsides: This year I didn't cook. It was vurry relaxing not having to cook.

Downsides: This year I didn't cook. The place we went to eat was overpriced and shit. Win some, lose some.

This year hasn't been much different from the decade before it. Cept I'm losing weight instead of gaining it. Go me.




Still, maybe 2011 will surprise me and I'll find the incentive to drag myself out of this shit pit of a life I have and make something of myself.

In other news ^ I can also add valium to the list of perscribed medications I now take. Its great.. well, irony aside, its not great, its rather neutral as it was intended to be.

I lost my dog Patch this year in April and frankly, it still smarts. We sold the car we used to have when he was arround and instantly I regretted it. It smelled of the dog.. I miss his smell.

I can't believe I finally bit the bullet and tried (as everyone suggested ((even my mother))) a dating site. I chewed up and spat out that final little nub of self respect and made a page. After about a month of becoming jaded with it, I just decided to make shit up on it, coz no-one was looking anyway. So in fake-romance land, I'm an astrophysicist who fights crime by night.

Why is it that as soon as I pay off my credit card, certain members of my family see it as an open license to borrow off me under the premise "Hey, I WILL pay you back.. eventually" and I'm the sucker who falls for it?

I think I must have damaged my brain from all those episodes of Family Guy I watched.
Its true. Family Guy gives you brain damage. I mean, it'd have to, right?

Its getting to that time of year again when all we strange folk raid our closet and cupboards for wierd clothing and red food dye so that we might look scary for one night

This year, I shall be having a halloween party at mai house and e'eryone is invited.

Provided you can get to my place. If you're in brissy, lemme know if you wanna come. Message me

Also, Melbourne is awesome.

Two days until vacation to melb. YAYNESS. I dunno what I'm gonna do in melbourne for 10 days, but I'm sure I'll go broke and have fun doing it.

Upside: I get to see my niece, who is awesome and full of cute.

Downside: I have to see my bro-in-law who is a cunt and full of bullshit.

If any of you melbournites wanna catch up.. lemme know

Again, its my bi-monthly bitching session about how fucked up everything (as I perceive it) is at the moment.

You don't wanna hear it. You don't have to read it. I'm gonna type it because at least I'll have put my thoughts into something solid.

You have been warned.

I lol'd hard.

I've lost ten pounds Getting there slowly but surely.

Going to melbourne in september to see my niece for her 6th birthday. I <3 my niece.