Yesterday while walking to school, I came upon an advertisement taped just above the "press for signal" button which allows me to safely cross the busy intersection that is 65th and Folsom. Said add offered stripparobics or pole-dance-robics or whatever this new exorcise/ho training activity is called.

"Taught by SuicideGirl Tatian" it read. Curious, I jotted down the name to check the site when I returned from class.

Tatian, it seems, is not nor was ever a suicide girl, merely using the good name of many an attractive naked lady to further her career.

What's up with that!?!?

the new harry potter movie was really boring.

Tonight I cook spinach-potato gnocchi and drink a bottle of chianti. Well, hopefully not the whole bottle. Too bad my roommate is seriously ill, or he could help me finish this.

I love cooking.

SG Newswire: My sarcasm is better than your sarcasm!

Suicidegirls not Suicide-y enough?

Seems like more and more sets go up of girls with perfect hair, perfect bodies with perfect skin and teeth - and a lip ring and too much eye makeup. Or an eyebrow pierced. Or a tribal tattoo on the small of their back.

Now don't get me wrong here, I recognize that taking one's clothes off on the interwebs is pretty hardcore in and of itself. But seriously, I can see pictures of some perfectly hot chick with her nose pierced all over the place.

What sets this place apart is the perfect un-perfectness of the girls who redefine beauty. Well, thats what I thought, anyway. I suppose all things change!

It happens every time I get off RT, just along 65th street.

They jump out from behind the buildings, I reach behind my back.

Sometimes, the sword is there, sometimes I have to use my hands. But I always defeat them.

fuckin evil ninjas. trying to make me late for math class.

i made some banners!