EDIT: I just realized LitaRaye's Deckadent set was my 100th SG set to go live! Shazzy: bringing the hottest Canadian ass to SG members since 2005.


Friday night was crazy, Rubix and Squrl4 threw a raging party and I'm still recuperating.

I was a dead Vegas bride.





Fake pubes?






See if you can guess who Kerri went as...








My favourite costume of the evening!



Klu Klux Kleenex:






Deelle was a beaten prom queen.






Jeff was a... gay skinhead? I don't know.








Ricardo was some sort of raver-fro-soccer player. I didn't get it so let's just enjoy Carlos's kleenex costume some more.



I wiped my nose on him!



Ricardo's wig serves as bush.


















Rubix and Buckethead!

The power was off in my apartment all morning. Ever take a shower in the pitch dark? It's spooky.
























FAGART.

Check out Shaine's rejected set: ABC's of Dirty Laundry.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Tiger Bicycle


2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Cookie Dough Dynamo


3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name),
S-Dav


4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Green Pheasant


5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elizabeth Montreal


6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first),
Davsh


7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
The Blue Heineken


8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers),
Jack Patrick


9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy),
Chanel Swedish Berry


10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names),
Margaret Charles


11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a
major city that starts with the same letter)
Kirsten Kingston


12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Halloween Lily


13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Banana Miniskirtie


14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
Oatmeal Redwood


15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour"),
The Lomo Wind Tour

Lazy Saturdays are the new Lazy Sundays. That's right -- I said it.

I made applesauce today like a little wifey. I peeled and cored 8 apples but after it cooked it only gave me one bowl. What gives? Far too much work for such a measly splotch of food. Fuck you, homemade applesauce.

What else? Ah yes, I'm taking my... let's see... 4th break from drinking and going out this year. The longest break I took lasted less than a month so let's hope this one lasts longer. My boyfriend doesn't drink or go out or anything so I'm putting the immense responsibility of my sobriety on his shoulders. Sucker! Tonight we're gonna stay in to watch SNL and eat popcorn.

A set I shot with Sphinx in July was rejected. Bollocks. You can view it here: Sphinx - Waters of Nazareth.




more in the spoiler...

Be a dear and leave a thoughtful comment on how hot her boobs are.

Strange and inappropriate photos from my past...























I have too many sets to prep. When work piles up like this I just ignore it and take online quizzes or go through snapshots from 4 years ago. Don't I have a great work ethic?


What's your favourite thing about halloween? Mine is that scraggly lifesize skeleton from the classroom in first grade. This guy:

Here are the rest of the photos from the Paper-Doll shoot last weekend...













You can see the first 5 in the spoiler:

I did another photoshoot for Paper-Doll this weekend. It's my 4th one, and definitely my favourite. We shot this at Westmount Park at sunset. I'm only finished editing half the shots so I'll probably post more from this session later on this week.














I've been shooting mostly naked chicks for so long that it's so liberating to be able to do a shoot in the middle of the day in a VERY public place. Rejoice! I've been dying to shoot an SG set in this park but it's situated in a neighbourhood with a lot of families so it's constantly swarming with children and nannies. Maybe if I'm ever in the mood to get arrested I'll give it a shot.


I need to start reading again. I can feel my brain turning to mush from reading magazines and watching too many sitcoms. Any suggestions?

Boy oh boy! I just spotted this year's very first Halloween decoration! I'm so excited. I friggin LOVE Halloween. Blah blah, everyone loves Halloween but whatever... I really do. I can't wait to put up my dangly skeleton man and string my tacky ghosts along the ceiling.

For the last 4 years myself and my next door neighbours have thrown a 200+ people Halloween bash (they have a huge loft, my place usually serves as the chill room aka make-out room) but we're not having it in our building this year. The beer bottles are just atrocious and people always put out their cigarettes in my glasses. YUCKERS. We're throwing the party at a bigger, badder loft up the street.

I'm going as a Dead Angus Young this year:


Dead, cause it's spooky, and Angus Young cause he's so awesome.



I did a little shoot for a local smut magazine called Lickety Split. Here's a preview:

4 girl lacy orgy, please!




Also, isn't this like, the best cake EVER?!

LOLCAT CONTEST!!!

I have a big hairy pussy. The first thing people do when they enter my apartment is scream and point and gawk at my 21 pound bundle of fun. I wuv him. He loves to crawl in bags. I guess he thinks they're his fort or something.

Here he is with my sister:




Here he is in an Ikea bag:

Last week he decided to chill out in AJ's schoolbag for an hour or so:

Cute, eh? I'm a big fan of the LOLCAT phenomenon but I'm not funny enough to write a cool caption. You do it! Make my cat snarky. Prize? My utmost respect.





Last Saturday Kali, Zak, Lemonkid and I frolciked around Montreal and ended up hiking up a large hill. Kali's like 6 feet tall (no kidding) but she still wore these gigantic 4inch heels just to rub it in. They hurt her feet and Lemonkid gave her a piggyback cause he's a manly-man.

Evidence:

The set I shot for Amielle last month was rejected. You can view it HERE.



I came so close to calling this set Cokehead. Haha.

More pix in the spoiler...

I also added a few new images to my personal site.