I went on vacation for an eon and now I'm back. I don't feel like rehashing everything that went down so here are some of my favourite photos from the trip. The first batch are on film, cause I'm arty.

Ok so those were all on my Ricoh or my Lomo. The next are from my 30D.

The rest were shot with my shitty point and shoot, which now has sand stuck in every crevice and is virtually unusable.

So that sums it up. We slept, we beached, we drank, we beached, we drove, we drank, we drank and we did a lot of other unmetionable things.





Here's something I picked up at a 2nd hand store last week. I've been told I sleep like this so I had to own it.

God, I never update anymore. I've been really busy lately. I shot 19 sets this month. NINETEEN. Jesus. I'm leaving for Costa Rica on Saturday so I had to shoot a bunch of models so they don't get stuck without sets til March.

Oh yeah, THAT'S RIGHT, I'm going to Costa Rica for a month, SUCK IT! It's so miserable and wet and cold and slushy and gross in Montreal right now, I can't wait to leave. Just going outside to get some groceries is a huge hassle. Why do we live up here? Humans aren't supposed to be living in -30 degree weather for 3 months a year. We are really stupid.

So I'm going here:



This is the house we rented.




I'm also getting really excited for Vegas! There are so many girls coming, and SO many incredible locations to work with! It's a dream come true. I'm also pretty nervous though. It's a lot of pressure. I really hope I don't fuck up. So I'll be coming up from the beach house on Feb 11 and going back on the 18th. Nothing like a week in dirty Vegas to spice up my vacation, you know?







Oh yeah, I have a bunch of sets in member review. Here are some of my favourite shots.

What else? Oh, I've been on this total 90's kick lately. A lil Alice in Chains, a lil Pearl Jam, a dash of Mother Love Bone and a pinch of Mudhoney? You've got GRUNGE STEW.

If you like grunge music as much as me, then I give you a PEARL JAM HIGH FIVE!!!!!!






I probably won't be updating til I get back in March, cause I'll be surfing or biking or drinking or partaking in general shenanigannery, so... SEE YA!

Muay Thai Knockout

I'm going to pimp out a set right now. I never ever do this anymore so this means I feel very strongly about this one.


Shaine - Just Like Heaven

Lee, Shaine and I rented this hotel room in Rosemere, which is about 30 minutes from the city. ROAD TRIP! We had oodles of fun together, and even got WENDY'S DRIVE THROUGH on the way home. Fuck. I just love drive through.

There's a lil Lee cameo in Shaine's set, and keep your eye out for Lee's next set! Should be going into member review early next week. They are both very hot ladies and I shot both their sets in my underpants. F'real.







Hmm. What else. Oh! I'm going to Costa Rica for the whole month of February. Myself and a few friends rented a house on the beach. It was cheap as hell too.





It just gets so cold and miserable here in Montreal during the winter. So I was just like, "You know what? Fuck it. I'm getting out of here." By the time I get back to Canada in March, spring will only be a couple weeks away. I can start riding my bike again.

Oh, and also, I'm going to that SG thing in Vegas for a week, right in the middle of my trip. Week and a half in Costa Rica, a week in Vegas, and then another week and a half in Costa Rica. Not a bad February, if you ask me. I'm going to play the slots and get fat American men to buy me drinks at the casino.

So if you're an SG in Montreal and you want to shoot a new set, let me know ASAP so we can shoot in January. And Toronto SGs, I'll be back in town in March and we'll be able to shoot at Circa. We'll probably get a whole day in there. Can you imagine what a party that will be? Can't wait.

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brb...

I'm back, bitches!

• I shot my first real cover last week!
  
  
  
  Natalie McLellan for the Montreal Mirror. She was a fancy prostitute who charged $2000 an hour. Madness. I heard she boinked Charlie Sheen! I didn't ask her about it during the shoot cause I figured that might be inappropriate. I now regret my tactfulness.
  
  
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• I saw the Smashing Pumpkins in Toronto on Tuesday. The show was just... so, so incredible. It was my 4th time seeing them, and the last time I saw them was in 2000 so I was super amped for the show.
  
  I didn't know we'd be able to bring cameras into the show so I didn't have the proper lens on me, but trust me, we were a lot closer than it looks.
  
  
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  This is my friend Gen from like, ages and ages ago. I hadn't seen her since I was a teenager, but now she works at Massey Hall and she remembered how obsessed I am with SP so she hooked us up with the fucking BEST SEATS EVER! 2nd row balcony! Right smack dab in the center. We could see everything! I was pretty stoked about that. Facebook: helping obsessive fans reconnect with old friends who get good seats at concerts since 2005.
  
  
  Getting drunk before the show. We weren't allowed to drink beers at our seats, only at the bar. What the fuck.
  
  
  Keeners waiting in line for an hour before the show even though it was all assigned seating.
  

  
  






• Halloween photos? Sure!
  
  I was a contestant from the Price is Right who overbid on the showcase and then went back to Kentucky and hung myself in the barn. You can't really see it but my shirt says "Pick me for Plinko!" in the actual PLINKO FONT. Yes, it exists.
  
  
  Here are the rest of my idiot friends:
  
  
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  Tao + her sex machine.
  
  MURDOCK_ROCK
  
  Lemonkid
  
  
  
  Lee and Rubix
  
  Tricks888
  
  
  
  Jem + Pizzazz!
  
  Shaine... we had a solid 20 min gossip sesh, as usual.
  
  Bender! Best costume all night.
  
  Deelle was pretty into my noose.
  
  Wilma.
  
  
  
  I was walking with my friend Cara (on the left) and we ran into another zombie MJ on the street! I kept yelling at them to do the Thriller dance but they DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. Honestly! I had to teach them just to get this shot. What assholes.
  
  
  
  Bailey and Yoda sharing a skunk costume. Aww.
  
  
  
  Tooth Fairy.
  
  
  
  Little Dead Riding Hoods + tits.
  
  
  
  Bert.
  
  
  
  Sarah Palin.
  
  Slash.
  
  Coke slut.
  
  
  
  Jeff Hackett being a total dreamboat.
  
  

  
  
  





• I'm having a Jem + the Holograms viewing party on Wednesday the 19th, so keep your eyes peeled for a Facebook event, friends. I have seasons 1 + 2 on DVD. Funny costumes and boxes of wine are strongly encouraged.
  
  
  
  Hosted by the Lady-Cycle Bike Gang
  

I have 8 sets to edit in the next week plus a billion other projects to finish up so leave me alone and stop badgering me with emails, jerks.

.... still recovering, brb.

Shaine and I went to the park and took photos last weekend. 2, 6 + 7 are on film.























Then on Wednesday I did a shoot at Ecko. While the models were changing my assistant and I got up to some shenanigans.





























I went on a 5 hour bike ride the other day and my bum is so hurty. That's my week in a nutshell.

We found this on the street and decided to bring it home. Now it'll stay in my apartment until I move, probably.





Jeff and I went to Grumpy's.





Jeff carved J+S in a little heart on the table. It reminded me of the time I absent-mindedly carved a swastica on Steve Lalla''s kitchen table, the day that he bought it. Sorry Steve!





Gloo-ey gloo-ey gloo!





I do art.





Yo, it's Hayley! Let's bring her home and beat the shit out of her.





You're about to get the beats.





Biding his time...





I has a pussy.






He's so patient with me.





We're total buds.





I missed my mark.





I'm giving the finger in the reflection, but you can't really tell. What I mean to say is, fuck you.





I'm pretty classy.





















Jeff needs a prison tattoo. Then he'd be perfect.





Piggy back rape!









Lovers?





Seconds before Jeff clipped her toenails.









Look at Jeff's pretty pink lips.



















We went to CocknBulls for more beers.





I don't know who this is.





This is what I looked like the next morning. Debbie downer.















ps - hey nerds, I shot all these on film, that's why the colour is kinda off on some of them.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Tiger Bicycle

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Cookie Dough Oreo

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three
letters of your last name),
S-Dav

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Green Kitten

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elizabeth Pierrefonds

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first
2 letters of your first fish),
Shase

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
The Blue Corona

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers),
Jake Patrick

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent,
favorite candy),
Tribe Swedish Berry

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ),
Margaret Patrick

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a
major city that starts with the same letter)
Kirsten Kalamazoo

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Halloween Lilac

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing
right now + "ie" or "y")
Banana Socksie

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
Fruit Salad Evergreen

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave
weather element + "Tour"),
The Lomo Wind Tour




Your turn!