I'm back, bitches!

• I shot my first real cover last week!
  
  
  
  Natalie McLellan for the Montreal Mirror. She was a fancy prostitute who charged $2000 an hour. Madness. I heard she boinked Charlie Sheen! I didn't ask her about it during the shoot cause I figured that might be inappropriate. I now regret my tactfulness.
  
  
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• I saw the Smashing Pumpkins in Toronto on Tuesday. The show was just... so, so incredible. It was my 4th time seeing them, and the last time I saw them was in 2000 so I was super amped for the show.
  
  I didn't know we'd be able to bring cameras into the show so I didn't have the proper lens on me, but trust me, we were a lot closer than it looks.
  
  
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  This is my friend Gen from like, ages and ages ago. I hadn't seen her since I was a teenager, but now she works at Massey Hall and she remembered how obsessed I am with SP so she hooked us up with the fucking BEST SEATS EVER! 2nd row balcony! Right smack dab in the center. We could see everything! I was pretty stoked about that. Facebook: helping obsessive fans reconnect with old friends who get good seats at concerts since 2005.
  
  
  Getting drunk before the show. We weren't allowed to drink beers at our seats, only at the bar. What the fuck.
  
  
  Keeners waiting in line for an hour before the show even though it was all assigned seating.
  

  
  






• Halloween photos? Sure!
  
  I was a contestant from the Price is Right who overbid on the showcase and then went back to Kentucky and hung myself in the barn. You can't really see it but my shirt says "Pick me for Plinko!" in the actual PLINKO FONT. Yes, it exists.
  
  
  Here are the rest of my idiot friends:
  
  
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  Tao + her sex machine.
  
  MURDOCK_ROCK
  
  Lemonkid
  
  
  
  Lee and Rubix
  
  Tricks888
  
  
  
  Jem + Pizzazz!
  
  Shaine... we had a solid 20 min gossip sesh, as usual.
  
  Bender! Best costume all night.
  
  Deelle was pretty into my noose.
  
  Wilma.
  
  
  
  I was walking with my friend Cara (on the left) and we ran into another zombie MJ on the street! I kept yelling at them to do the Thriller dance but they DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. Honestly! I had to teach them just to get this shot. What assholes.
  
  
  
  Bailey and Yoda sharing a skunk costume. Aww.
  
  
  
  Tooth Fairy.
  
  
  
  Little Dead Riding Hoods + tits.
  
  
  
  Bert.
  
  
  
  Sarah Palin.
  
  Slash.
  
  Coke slut.
  
  
  
  Jeff Hackett being a total dreamboat.
  
  

  
  
  





• I'm having a Jem + the Holograms viewing party on Wednesday the 19th, so keep your eyes peeled for a Facebook event, friends. I have seasons 1 + 2 on DVD. Funny costumes and boxes of wine are strongly encouraged.
  
  
  
  Hosted by the Lady-Cycle Bike Gang
  

I have 8 sets to edit in the next week plus a billion other projects to finish up so leave me alone and stop badgering me with emails, jerks.

.... still recovering, brb.

Shaine and I went to the park and took photos last weekend. 2, 6 + 7 are on film.























Then on Wednesday I did a shoot at Ecko. While the models were changing my assistant and I got up to some shenanigans.





























I went on a 5 hour bike ride the other day and my bum is so hurty. That's my week in a nutshell.

We found this on the street and decided to bring it home. Now it'll stay in my apartment until I move, probably.





Jeff and I went to Grumpy's.





Jeff carved J+S in a little heart on the table. It reminded me of the time I absent-mindedly carved a swastica on Steve Lalla''s kitchen table, the day that he bought it. Sorry Steve!





Gloo-ey gloo-ey gloo!





I do art.





Yo, it's Hayley! Let's bring her home and beat the shit out of her.





You're about to get the beats.





Biding his time...





I has a pussy.






He's so patient with me.





We're total buds.





I missed my mark.





I'm giving the finger in the reflection, but you can't really tell. What I mean to say is, fuck you.





I'm pretty classy.





















Jeff needs a prison tattoo. Then he'd be perfect.





Piggy back rape!









Lovers?





Seconds before Jeff clipped her toenails.









Look at Jeff's pretty pink lips.



















We went to CocknBulls for more beers.





I don't know who this is.





This is what I looked like the next morning. Debbie downer.















ps - hey nerds, I shot all these on film, that's why the colour is kinda off on some of them.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Tiger Bicycle

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Cookie Dough Oreo

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three
letters of your last name),
S-Dav

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Green Kitten

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elizabeth Pierrefonds

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first
2 letters of your first fish),
Shase

7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
The Blue Corona

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers),
Jake Patrick

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent,
favorite candy),
Tribe Swedish Berry

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ),
Margaret Patrick

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a
major city that starts with the same letter)
Kirsten Kalamazoo

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Halloween Lilac

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing
right now + "ie" or "y")
Banana Socksie

14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
Fruit Salad Evergreen

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave
weather element + "Tour"),
The Lomo Wind Tour




Your turn!

Today I went to the park with my friends.

Sharon Davies Photography

I hate being out of town. Ontario and I really do not get along. All my plans keep getting screwed up so I'm sitting here in my sister's empty apartment eating a peanut butter sammich (which is pretty tasty actually) and watching Trailer Park Boys, when I could be shooting sets or eating a fancy lunch or something.

The Havana trip is officially canceled. I'm bumming hard about it. Too much shit was going wrong, people bailing, lisences getting revoked, flakiness all around. I was really looking forward to meeting everyone, especially Rigel.

You know what though? Life ain't so shitty.

I hung out with my favourite local band, Parlovr on Friday and took some shots for Nightlife Magazine for a feature they're doing on the band.



















Needless to say, they are very very fun boys. The rolling down the hill shot was my idea. Alex bonked his head on Louis's face and was afraid he was going to die, seriously. He was seeing spots and freaking out. It was funny, and weird.

Next week I'm shooting Patrick Côté, he's some championship boxer or something, I dunno. The non-SG work is really rolling in, which pleases me mmhmm.

Hope everyone had a good weekend, cause mine sucked a hooker's taint.

Plans for Ohio hit a snag, but it looks like myself and Andresta are still going to the shindig. I'm excited to meet everyone and eat TACO BELL. We don't have Taco Bell in Montreal.



I'm on the cover of the Mirror! (sorta)





There was a little write up about Lady-Cycle Bike Gang at the bottom of this page. There are two photos of me in the magazine and I'm jumping in both of them, cause I'm just that much fun.



Also, I went to La Ronde last week and went on tons of roller coasters. I even got a grope in!

We're off to Ohio in August! We're going to the Havana night on August 28th and we're gonna hang out for a few days and go swimming and drink beer and be debaucherous and shit. So far it's me, Andresta, Jaeci, and one other SG, still waiting on conformations. It's basically the only vacation I'll be getting this summer so I'm being a huge geek about it and I'm really excited.

I have a couple sets going up tomorrow, it's cool that they were shot during the same afternoon at the same apartment. Tra-la.

The Lady-Cycle Bike Gang had it's first ever bonfire... and we invited boys! Yes, we did. But just this once. It was a blast!

On Saturday night before I went out, I was drinking beer and photoshopping (you know, whatever) and I smelled something weird, like chemicals burning or something. It turns out a wire in my computer was frying! OMG SCARY. So I opened my computer and took everything apart and it turns out it was just my power supply, which is replaceable... but shit. It's time for a new computer. I've had this one for 5 years so it's had a good run. I just want to buy a new tower, and I can't afford anything really expensive like a Mac. Can anyone recommend a good system for like $500?




The Ecko shoot on Friday went really well. It was actually kinda boring, just a bunch of product shots. They paid me a buttload of money though, so I'm not complaining. Makes it easy to buy a new computer.


(how dreamy is this guy? I have to work with male models more often.)


It's my birthday on Saturday! 27. I'm officially in my late 20's. Still can't wear high-heels. Oh well.

Summer in the city.