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Wednesday

JUNE 25, 2008 @ 04:09 PM

I was sitting on a table at the Fringe Festival on Saturday with my friend Miriam and the table just COLLAPSED from under us. Beer went flying. People pointed and gasped. So embarrassing. Now I'm stuck with this horrific bruise for the next 2 weeks and I can't wear shorts without people stopping me on the street to ask if my boyfriend beats me.

I have a new set in member review: Cianna - Window Licker

I named it after the Aphex Twin song but apparently it's also a derogatory term for a metally disabled person in the UK. WOOPTH!

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CocoabutteR

New York, NY

March 2006

JUN 25, 2008 04:14 PM

way to make fun of disabled people, Shazzy!

Your legs looking like that is God's way of saying, "Don't fuck with me."

_LouLou_

I'm lost

May 2007

JUN 25, 2008 04:40 PM

Those are some big bruises! At least you weren't more seriously hurt!

Great set - - comments left!

Much love xox

Kharisma

HOPEFUL

Los Angeles, CA

JUN 25, 2008 04:49 PM

holy nasty bruise!!!!!!!!!!! That looks painful

and I like that set questionable name or not haha (I didn't know it was a derogatory term either!)

jonnytrrrash7

Liechtenstein

February 2004

JUN 25, 2008 05:42 PM

ouch!

i had no idea "window licker" meant that. but i do love Aphex!

BadluckBrent

Orlando, FL

December 2006

JUN 25, 2008 06:36 PM

Wow i didn't know window licker means that. Hummm. Ouch that bruise hurts i bet. So tell the real truth, did your boyfriend hit you and do that? hahahah

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

JUN 25, 2008 08:52 PM

Ew!

Comixbookgurl

I'm lost

April 2006

JUN 26, 2008 06:15 AM

ouchies!

Lee

SUICIDEGIRL

Quebec, Canada

JUN 26, 2008 07:55 AM

Ouch. That looks painful!

mydogfarted

Waldwick, NJ

June 2003

JUN 26, 2008 08:35 AM

'Tis a fabulous bruise.

We call them Window Lickers in the States too. Fuck people who get bent about shit like that. Honest mistake. The photography is awesome and the model has a fabulous bum.

Sofia

SUICIDEGIRL

Western Sahara

JUN 26, 2008 08:52 AM

battle scars ! cool.

RizzoFord

HOPEFUL

Wakefield, RI

JUN 26, 2008 01:23 PM

them there some narsty bruises

DCruz

Montreal-nord, QC

November 2006

JUN 26, 2008 07:22 PM

wow, that looks painful... I hope it heals soon !

alleycat19

Melrose Park, IL

June 2008

JUN 26, 2008 07:59 PM

ouch i had a bruise like that last year when bleachers collapsed on my leg... not fun.

bRADLEYoLIVER

Austin, TX

January 2005

JUN 27, 2008 12:58 PM

that's a gnarley bruise mah dear.....

drinking and bruises go together like

unprotected sex and VD's
(could of came up with a better analogy probably)

window licker
haha

Kensington

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUN 28, 2008 03:38 PM

sweet bruise man!!

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