“Who is the most charming, smart, patient girl I know? Shalome!”

“i only knew Shalome for like an hour when she took off my shirt and gave my butt a smack
what a girl
we all need more friends like her”

“jeez, do you ever get tired of hearing how totally beautiful your breasts are?

i don't really care if you do, i have to say it anyway.

WOW.”

“Wow. So very, very hot.”

“Shalome can screw off, but in, like, a good way.
She understands the thorough scientific research technology involved in critical peanut butter cup scientific advancement, and is fun to be laying on a floor drunk with while she sings folky songs that make you realize how much of awuss you are.
-Also, very hot and can beat you up.
Dave”

“Shalome is my drinking partner in chat. Vodka baby! She's a hottie and I miss her when she's not around. Please don't go away again, Shalome! ”

“Oh so very humpable.”

“Shalome rocks. Nuff said.”

“Shalome is hotter than Las Vegas in the summer...”

“*sings a song*

Shalomy, she is so cooooooooooooooooooooooool...

Shalomy, she rocks the casbaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh...

Shalomy, she'llkickyourassifyoufuckwithheeerrrrrrr!

”

“Shalome kicks so much ass, she made me hit the dog. And I don't even have a dog!”

“I wish I lived closer so I could try out some of her cooking...I haven't ever met her but I can tell she is very nice indeed...& she is clever...she got her cam working...something I never did...If only she would smile*...”

“Shalome rooooolz

'nuff sed.”

“All I need to say is ”