So i stepped in this "OUTSIDE" and went swimming with my nieces. And because I am a fucking moron I was like fuck sunscreen, ok well not really i just didn't use any.
Was only out in the pool for like 1 hour, 1 fucking hour, my shoulders burn like their on fire, now the itching has set in which is quite possible the worst feeling in the whole world, its like mini aliens trying to break out of your skin, not fun. yes I am using some aloe something or other skin burn thingy.
There ends my excursion outside, now back to being a hermit inside, where its safe.
JUN 20, 2011 04:18 PM
JUN 20, 2011 05:40 PM
this is the reason i keep my white ass out of the sun...that and know one wants to see me with my shirt off, plus if i was partially naked in the pool greenpeace might show up wanting to take me back to the ocean
so i shalt remain a vampire...its safer when its dark
JUN 20, 2011 08:08 PM
That sucks.... the itch means it's healing.... I know..
JUN 20, 2011 11:01 PM
JUN 21, 2011 08:44 AM
Ouch. I'd give you a hug, but I know that would just hurt. 
JUN 22, 2011 03:45 PM
JUN 22, 2011 10:26 PM
Yes! Chipmunk cheek demotivator!!
You say anything about there being any kind of male liquids being in my mouth though, I might have to deck you 
JUN 24, 2011 06:15 AM
ty for the testimonial.
