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Sexdwarf ...my name is Kurt -ratio, I perform cunnilingus in return for fellatio...

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APRIL 15, 2003 @ 02:38 AM | NO COMMENTS


I am sooo high right now haha. Hel's video fun board is great.
Jen is so hot, she could totally do this site.
This and site are really similar words.
I'm kinda cold, I'm going to close the window.
Abraham, Martin, and John, by Dion, is a great song.
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APRIL 14, 2003 @ 12:21 AM | NO COMMENTS


Went to the Getty today, was pretty boring coss of the people I went with. Funny thing happend though . . .

Driving home, I unwittingly called the dead friend of a new acquaintence stupid, and a coke addict.

Maybe I'm cold coss I was chuckling on the inside, but the guy did die coss he did coke and had an enlarged heart, aaand played soccer.
Suicidal tendencies, I think so.
APRIL 13, 2003 @ 01:16 AM | 1 COMMENT


Anyone have that person at your job that you wonder, "How the hell'd this person get hired?" or "Were they hired just so everyone else could hate someone as a group?" Well I do have one of those people at my work now, I hate him, most annoying P.o.S., ever I want to smack him.
I'm thinking sabotage, liquid acid in his water to get him fired, er something like that.
loveNeed sex, will travel love
APRIL 11, 2003 @ 03:42 PM | 1 COMMENT


Well, it been two days, three holes in my wall, and 5 hours of moaning, but I think I've overcome the pain from my teeth. heh heh apperently I was singing after I woke up, and while I was out, Hotel California and Orgasmatron HAHA!! What a combination
Once again my life is boring, I think I'll spice it up with a trip to IKEA, some drugs, and possibly . . . a pierced left nipple
APRIL 9, 2003 @ 06:41 PM | 2 COMMENTS


frown frown frown frown
Got my wisdom teeth pulled today at 3:00 and the anesthesia is wearing off frownfrownfrownfrown but at least I have plenty of Vicodin to help me out, still :'(
APRIL 7, 2003 @ 12:29 PM | 1 COMMENT


Updated for me and me alone, since, once again, no one reads this but me.
It must be the seventies because I have been modified by science . . . I may not be the Million Dolllar Man, but I can say I am his sidekick, the $25.09 man. Went up to 12 guage for piercing, stoopid 14s, can't handle me. miao!!

See the best movie ever!! Its out right now!! See "The Core" I am still deciding if the makers new how to read, because if anyone read the script beforehand they'd've thrown it in the garbage by page 3.
"My God!! They're giant Diamonds!!"
"I call it unobtainium."
MARCH 24, 2003 @ 06:52 PM | NO COMMENTS


I am going to kill my boss. Really, I am right now, that is where I am going.
MARCH 20, 2003 @ 02:38 AM | NO COMMENTS


The two best Songs to be listening to right now:
1) Outkast - Bombs Over Baghdad (and I hate rap)
2) Transplants - We Trusted You (not anti-war in meaning)
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If Saddam dies, i don't care . . .
If Iraqi civilians die, that'll suck . . .
If US troops are killed, that'll be a bad thing indeed
If there are counter attacks on the US, it will not be good for either side
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If this war prempts the Simpsons . . . well let's put it this way, If hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned, then I will have a power 10x that of all Earth's women's scorn of all time ever.
Really, let's just go, "Kill kill kill." and get it over with so I can travel down to Palm Springs and live how i want to
MARCH 12, 2003 @ 05:24 AM | 1 COMMENT


What the hell do peole do up this late (5:11:06 am) . . . oh, wait I know, I'll ask myself.

" 'So Saddam Hussein walked up to the other day and said, 'I'm going to dirty bomb you.'
And I was like, "Yea, WHATEVER!'
Cause this is my United States of whatever.' " shocked
MARCH 9, 2003 @ 10:02 PM | 1 COMMENT


I'm proud I have no friends, they're just people who'll leave you eventually anyway.
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