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OCTOBER 13, 2012 @ 11:28 AM | NO COMMENTS


Having an ex who does porn is great.

Even once you're over 'em, it still feels nice popping on xvideos and watching them get Dom'd for free.

Just sayin'. . .




I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

JUNE 22, 2011 @ 12:53 PM | 2 COMMENTS


It hit me the other day during one of my many zone-outs, the Space Mountain song is merely a Surf Rock cover of The Aquarium by Camille Saint-Saƫns.

-the GOOD Space Mountain music, not the new crap on the ride now.






Hear it?


I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

OCTOBER 30, 2010 @ 07:30 PM | 5 COMMENTS


My goal is to live a life in which it's difficult to tell if I'm awake.



I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

JULY 4, 2010 @ 08:42 AM | 1 COMMENT


Maybe I should just avoid relationships all together.
-Epiphany- Girls can be the 'fix-er' type, always going for guys who're fucked up in one way or another; doesn't work the other way around. Broken girls just run.

So keep your me against the world attitude 'cause you can do it all on your own, well, maybe a 'Daddy' would be nice.

I'm straight and honest and have always worn my heart on my sleeve, now I don't wear it anywhere, I'll leave it in the garbage because. . . who fucking needs one.


I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

MAY 31, 2010 @ 09:54 PM | 2 COMMENTS


It may have been slightly earlier, but I'll just say that yesterday, in an epiphany, or train wreck of a conversation, I realized that I am a Man.

A real Man.

Intelligent people know, when it comes to males, we all grow up and grow older, but not all of us ever truly grow to be a real Man; but rather old boys.

And it feels good to be a Man.


. . . and I'm not talking about some stupid sex metaphor either.



I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

MAY 3, 2010 @ 10:38 PM | 1 COMMENT


WHAT THE FUCK!?

Its no fucking secret people in similar industries hook up, its no different in fashion/ /and photography. Photographers fuck models, not just cause they can. . . at least always.

It FUCKING SUCKS that the photographers that want one night stands get the girls who want relationships, while those who are actually looking for more of a relationship can only FUCKING find girls who want a night.

This is the SHIT that will kill me.



I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

APRIL 27, 2010 @ 08:43 PM | NO COMMENTS


Little known fact. . .

I was introduced to Jazz, GOOD JAZZ, by Sealab 2021.
No shit.

It was after watching my first episode, "All That Jazz," that I Googled 'Mango Reinhardt' to figure out who's name rhymes with 'mango.' It was then that I discovered good jazz.




I really should be uploading a Youtube of Eddie money - I Think I'm in Love. . . because, in other news. . .
I think I'm in love. . .


I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

FEBRUARY 5, 2010 @ 09:41 AM | 2 COMMENTS


it's raining.
its nice.



I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

JANUARY 31, 2010 @ 10:35 PM | NO COMMENTS


I can't fucking take it. When such wanton chaos douses me and ignited for no fucking purpose.
I fucking can't stand immature assholes and bitches. I can't stand assholes and bitches.

I really need some strong fucking drugs right now.

Main line that shit.



-Last Post-
The Palm Springs shoot was such a bust, I can't express.
We hit the road for the 2 hour drive 3 hours late, and ended up having 45 minutes of usable light, and 30 minutes of shooting time.

I am really pissed off that I forked over just over $500 for that.


I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

JANUARY 6, 2010 @ 05:50 PM | NO COMMENTS


I feel like living a Cinemax skin flick, big white condo, plastic flowers, pool. . .all you can eat sushi. . .


I do, really.





The Palm Springs shoot was such a bust, I can't express.
We hit the road fo rthe 2 hour drive 3 hours late, and ended up having 45 minutes of usable light, and 30 minutes of shooting time.

I am really pissed off that I forked over just over $500 for that.


I don't think I'll ever take this Levi ad out of my entries I love it so much.
Obsessed, maybe?. . . F*YEAH!

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