I LOOOOVE the Levi commercial with the kids who jump into the ocean!!
Loooove it.

Fucking finally its get put up on YouTube
Yeah, this one

I LOOOOVE the Levi ad with the two kids on the pier who jump into the ocean.
Loooove it!

I used to believe I had no game, well, I don't know how to say how wrong I was apparently. Turns out I'm just retarded with girls unless their hands actually go down my pants and pull me to a dark corner by my junk.

Example.
Me, watching the room for good candid event shots. I eye the cute puerto rican girl across the room. She sees me looking. With me still watching, she, ahem, adjusts her assets, gets up and walks all the way across the room to me, "Do you have a girlfriend?"
Me, "No."
Her, "Are you gay.?"
Me, "Haha, I'll take that as a compliment, but no."
. . .
And the conversation ends there. My aloofness can surprise even myself sometimes.

Heat can do it to me in a bad way, especially with no weed to alleviate the pain.
Heat and humidity can REALLY do it t me.

However, it has lead me to create a new (though likely its not new) mixed drink.
I call it a Hard Priest.

1 part Grape juice (not white grape juice)
1 part Citrus Vodka

Serve over ice in a rocks, or tall, glass.

Good stuff.


And the image for the post . . .

Lots of shooting.

More editing.

Lots of requests to work together from talented people (yeAH! (say it like Lil' John)).

Need to lay down the law with SUPER-arrogant photographer friend who tells me to "step it up" (WHAT!!? (again, like Lil' John)).

In love with this recent one.


Lastly- damn it, fuck people who hate on watermarking images displayed on the web.


Time for wine

. . . red, of course

. . . for my health.

So, Friday after getting out of work, I get back to my bike, which I always park in the parking structure where I work cause its safer (right?); and find it on it's side.

I'd seen it fine only 30 minutes earlier. I call security, they call the cops . . . long story short we end up reviewing the security camera footage (its was pointed directly at my bikes parking spot conveniently enough).

This MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT pulls up in an old redneck infused step-bed Ford, stops next to the space my bike is in, waits a couple seconds, backs up, pulls in, intentionally hitting my bike and knocking it over, pulls out and takes off. Of course the cameras are so shitty you can't make out their face or the license plates even of the stationary cars.

So now I get to waste a claim to my insurance company to fix the side view mirror, bar sliders (thank God they were there to prevent more damage), and an indentation to the fairings (luckily no crack).

I don't believe in genital mutilation for any degree of revenge, therefor death is the only solution if by some luck this ASSHOLE ever crossed my path.

Well, I suppose its finally time for a new post.

What was missed . . .

Nov. 28th: My birthday

Got lots of good stuff, best was eBay gift cards

Dec 25th: Christmas

Got lots of good stuff, best was eBay gift cards (echo, echo echo, echooo . . .)

January 1st: New Years

Nothing really, my friend flaked on me (as expected), so I stayed home and got baked. Was pretty fun, relaxing.

January ?: Bought stuff

I used my ebay gift cards to by myself a boom and stand, 2 42" umbrella boxes, and a 300w head. Super happy (that awesome beauty shot in my pics is with the new equipment).


That's mostly it.

Shot a girl's zed card (the girl in the beauty shot mentioned above).


Currently I'm planning a bunch of shoots for small show I'll be participating in. I'm not on the bill but will be displaying, its at Marc Mez's studio February 9th. If you're reading this and able, you should attend, there will be a lot of great work by 4 excellent photographers.

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I can't help but laugh my ass off at this.
I think this was the (well ok, the second, episode the got me to finally like the show) first episode I liked.

Tooooooo much photoshopping . . .left, too much photoshopping left.

Recently was able to assist Alan Amato again, fun stuff. Check him out here.
That's about all time for updating.

My real name is Kurt.

There aren't enough hours in the day, and there aren't enough days in the week.

There also aren't enough fucking hairstylists who need to build their portfolio, however there are plenty of models and MUAs. Argh.


I need to take time to sit down and do this for real, but that time is not now.

Yesterday was Christina Milian. She a very cool girl and her family is nice too. She also has a large pitbull and I couldn't help but think 'hippo' (for size and gray appearance).