Sexdwarf's March 17, 2005 blog

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MARCH 17, 2005 @ 11:56 PM

Ok, a quick update, what can I say I am forced to.

Let's start with I am PISSED!

So, I called up my weed guy to get some tonight and . . .

He's obviously partying for St. Patty's day, understandable. He's totally drunk, understandable. We do the usual chit-chat, "Hey what's up? What're you doin? Cool. Hey, so could I get some form you tonight?"

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I think I'm too drunk. *pause (me) "Huh?"
*silence

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"Yeah, hit me up tomorrow."
"Ok."

Hit me up tomorrow? Hit me up TOMORROW!?! Fuck that and fuck you.

Honestly, any semi intelligent dealer would at very least lie and say he's out, or out of the area, or fucking anything.
This is definately a case of, "and the truth shall set you free." Now he is set free of me getting weed from him, I sincerely hope he realizes that he isn't the only person who slings weed around.

This is especially annoying as he's pretty fucking retarded as far as business sense goes, he doesn't liek to do small amounts, only $50+ so I make it a point to get $50 from him instead my usual $40. Also, he does 1/8 / $50, going rate in the area is 1/8 / $40.

So yeah, fuck him in the goat-ass.

Holy_Mountain

West Palm Beach, FL

February 2004

MAR 18, 2005 08:53 AM

HaHa Those dealers are something else. Damn a 1/8 always goes for $50 in florida.

Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

MAR 19, 2005 02:17 PM

Can't blame a guy for being enterprising...He just didn't want to lose a sale...You should move to the midwest...Hillbillies are cheap...

figmentation

I'm lost

December 2003

MAR 21, 2005 12:04 PM

well.. ya know.. he was drunk.. drunk humans are stupid.

ps. I'm loving the profile pic.

unique3

Tampa, FL

December 2003

MAR 22, 2005 05:59 PM

OMG...haha..your monkey/sex bit was very amusing.

DUDE. dont you FUCKING hate that shit?? WTF. it's like, hello, I'm not calling you cuz I'd like to get some shit TOMMORROW..I'm calling you cuz I'm out and want it RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!! that pisses me off.
but I just got some hella brick weed. it's so flat. but thats ok. it does the job. and it was only $25.

Recordandplay

Columbus, OH

March 2004

MAR 24, 2005 09:52 PM

so that 420 thread...
Do me and I'll love you forever and always - or something...

TarNish

Monrovia, CA

January 2003

MAR 26, 2005 07:21 PM

yeah, fuck that guy! We had a dealer like that, needless to say we have a much better one now, and he actually delivers! w000t!

Oh yeah, we are finally getting some Kush tonight. I've never smoked it before, or even seen it. Until now it's been a mythical creature. Shit, it still is until I put it in my pipe and smoke it. Maybe then I'll finally understand what all the hype is about.

So, have you smoked it? if so, whats it like? Is it worth it?

Charlatan

Minneapolis, MN

September 2004

MAR 27, 2005 05:13 PM

Fifty bucks for an 1/8? That must be some pretty killer shit.

chickwithwings

Canoga Park, CA

September 2003

MAR 31, 2005 12:23 AM

I just wanted to say that you have mad art skills. Hawt.

leavemehere

San Diego, CA

December 2002

APR 03, 2005 01:13 AM

I have yet to see Sin City.
I love the new trailers now that the movie is out though.
On the subject of the Dwight poster I ended up getting 50 something dollars for it.! Score!!
I know this movie is going to be the shiznit!
I'll probably see it on monday, or maybe wednesday.
Damn the weed man!

TReBlah

I'm lost

March 2005

APR 04, 2005 04:08 PM

sounds kewl...
a friend of mine had a hooker that i refused to touch for a while (he ONLY smoked flavored tobacco out of it and made our apartment reek)
but once i tried it, i profusely apologized for any comments made previously

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