occupation: hideously misshapen monster
stats: 668 Neighbor of the Beast
body mods: tongue pierced, detachable love handles, kung-fu grip, bionic eye, prehensile penis
gets me hot: naked conversation, extremes, barettes, smeared lipstick, messy hair, toenail polish, girly stuff
favorite position: all of the above
fantasy: a midget sidekick
sign: Sagg
i lost my virginity: a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. Well, actually, it was in Tribeca.
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, HipHop, Arty, Indie Rocker, Designwank, Retro, Punk, Bookworm, Raver, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories