I'm not Jared god damn it! For like the second time in a week, I've had somebody call me Jared. Just because I'm a tall pasty white guy with glasses doesn't make me Subway's mascot. Jeez! Not to sound un-PC here, but for some reason I haven't been called Jared by another white person. Today it was a black guy who smelled like crabs (and probably works with the local crab company*), and Thursday it was a Hispanic lady with her child who said, "Aren't you Jared?". I responded with a pilot version of "No, dumbass, I'm not Jared.". I really shouldn't be complaining about something I find midly amusing, but whatever. Next time somebody confuses me with Jared, I'll be like "I am Jared, and eating at Subway gave me cancer." or "I am Jared, and I started eating at Quizno's!".

*in case your wondering what the crab company smells like (I forget what the place where you prepare crabs is called), it smells a hell of a lot worse than the crabs taste.

Ok, so I updated my profile pics. Komintz pleez!

I don't know what the hell my deal is, but for some reason I have fake energy drink (and real energy drink, in the case of Brawndo) videos stuck in my head.



Even the fan created energy drink Brawndo commericals are awesome (perhaps so more so):


I'm sorely tempted to tell people that I can harness my sweet locking picking at an electrical outlet. Heh heh.

And let's not forget this classic:


I showed these to my old man, and his response was "That looks like soemthing you'd make." Which is probably why I find them so fucking hilarious. Kindred spirits! YEAH!!!!

Hmm... my first blog post. Ok, here it goes... I had an interesting thought today. Among the many logical contradictions of Judeo-Christian God, another one occured to me: It would see that a entity who controls the Universe should be able to control the electro-chemical activity in a person's brain. So, that being the case, one could reasonably argue that free will does not exist, because if some one has brain activity manipulated in some way, that person could hardly be considered to be making decisions for themselves. That being the case, why, according to Judeo-Christian beliefs, are individuals rewarded and punished in the after life, based on their decision in the land of the living, if God manipulates them and makes their decisions for them? Just something that occured to me. Also there's the question of what happens if God, an all powerful being, decides to commit suicide, but that idea popped into my head years ago.

Edit: I should probably note here that I bear no ill will to those who subscribe to religions of any sort (indeed, I think a good argument can be made that religion can sometimes be beneficial), I'm just posting a random thought.