into: Doors? Passageways? The bowels of the Earth?

makes me happy: My fiancee (obviously), making small children cry, Final Fantasies, Previous Fantasies, Your Fantasies...

makes me sad: Clowns. Mimes. Have you ever seen a clown and a mime in the same room? No, neither have I. Clark Kent and Superman, anyone?

5 things i can't live without: PS2, laptop, lemon curd, Yankee Candles, the interwebs.

vices: Pick one. I'm sure I've done it or know someone who's done it at some point.

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

gender: exotic

occupation: Drunkard

current crush: My wife.

stats: Strength: 30, Magic: 49, Defence: Laughable, Vitality: Zip.

body mods: Cyborg arms. I am the Million Dollar Man.

gets me hot: The sun, radiators, layers of clothing. I'm going to go with heat sources in general here. Oh, and hot naked chicks. Duh.

favorite position: The one where the world comes.

fantasy: Final Fantasy. I thought we'd already covered this?

sign: Yes, Lord, send me a sign! Make it neon!

most humbling moment: Bahahahaha....Oh, you're serious. Repression is my friend here.

i lost my virginity: Have you seen it? If so, call me! I'm worried and I really want it back.

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Nope

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Hipster, Geek, Gamer.